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Sarcasm is just the bodyβs natural defense mechanism against absolute nonsense.
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π¨ Rio Ferdinand on Cristiano Ronaldo winning the Ballon d'Or Of All Time (BOAT)
Cristiano Ronaldo is the most complete footballer
- with his right foot he has scored 634 goals
- with left foot, 186 goals
His headed goals , 159 and 3 others
The award is well deserved
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π¨ the agenda against Cristiano Ronaldo 1000 goal mission is crazy
They disallowed his 2 goals saying it's offside
Now he has scored another two goals making it 984th career goals
Cristiano is the BOAT, the GOAT for a reason π―
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He sent me a selfie from work and I smiled at the notification.
it's not what it's right!? πππ
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ππ My people, this market no be wetin we plan ooo! Customer go price tire, ask for account number, tell you βI will get back to youβ and disappear like NEPA light. ππ
But wetin we go do? We go still show face tomorrow, arrange our goods, smile and continue the hustle. π€²β€οΈ
Market fit no move as expected, but God still dey move for our life! πβ€οΈ
We thank God sha, because even when sales slow, we still get hope. One day, the same shop wey dey quiet today go full of customers. Amen! π₯Ήπ€²
My fellow business owners, how market dey treat una today? ππ
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You can always tell when Cardi B misses Offset cause itβs very obvious.π
The voice gets softer, the smile gets bigger, and suddenly sheβs moving like a woman who just got reminded why she fell for him in the first place.
She must really miss him.π₯΅
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See this landlord, because I was Banting Barca? Nawa oooβ¦I need a Chelsea Landlord abegππΎππ
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Guys, so I told my boyfriend that we need to spice up our bedroom game. He said okay. The next day, he came back and bought me these three items. Please, what are these used for? I'm confused π₯Ί




























