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A man for all seasons. #DateChicago

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Joined March 2026
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Still making quadriplegia sexy....
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This year for Halloween I'm going as an old man who's keeping all the chocolate for himself.
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2 days until Halloween 2026! 🎃 Are you ready?🎃 #Halloween
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New poster for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. In theaters on December 18.
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I still can’t believe Jeffery #Simmons is a new "Monster of the Midway." 🤯🐻⬇️ Having him destroying the middle of the line is going to be awesome. #Chicago defense has just become an absolute nightmare. 🧱🏈 #DaBears
🤖 Made with AI
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Avengers Assemble
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🚨BREAKING: The Chicago Bears are close to signing a deal to remain in Illinois after considering a move to Indiana Their new stadium would “most likely” be built in Arlington Heights - NBC
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Love Halloween🎃
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Some of y’all wanted the #Bears to swing big. Poles did… two 1st’s for All-Pro DT Jeffery Simmons. You can’t ask for bold moves and then instantly criticize the moment he makes one. If it doesn’t work, then fine. They’re going for it & I’m not mad at that. 🐻⬇️ @HaughPayton
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New poster of Doctor Doom on his throne in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. (Source: @Fandango)
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Happy Wrensday ✌🏼 . . #WrenQCC #Wrendal #NXT #WWE #Wrensday
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How's Autumn Bean For You So Far? Chicago's Millennium Park. #chicago
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What happens when Casper the Friendly Ghost can't pay his mortgage? His house gets repossessed.
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Breaking: The Titans are trading All-Pro DT Jeffery Simmons and a 2028 fifth-round pick to the Chicago Bears, sources tell @AdamSchefter and @RapSheet. Tennessee will receive 2027 and 2028 first-round picks and a 2027 fourth-round pick.
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The Bears are reportedly close to a deal to stay in Illinois. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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