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HECTORKE

@Magudhaland
 Hurlingham, Nairobi
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Joined February 2026
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maselya (@maselya_peter) profile picture
maselya@maselya_peter12h
Homie Wa mine amenichapia Anataka Ku disappear for three good years for the sake of enlightenment and self discovery ili apate spiritual awakening coz he has been in some weird things Hadi haelewi shida ni gani ,,told me Life is spiritual and there's darker side of it .
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Fuck you prick
Kampala’s Finest🇺🇬 (@kampalasfinesst) profile pictureKampala’s Finest🇺🇬
@kampalasfinesst22h
Kenyans will never get a president like him
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Kilel (@dylan_kilel) profile picture
Kilel
@dylan_kilel9h
Pipeline ndio utapata masaai wako na mangoto
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Mzee Kobe 🐝 (@mzee_ki) profile picture
Mzee Kobe 🐝
@mzee_ki9h
Let me go to sleep. Ndoa things need my attention now. Shame on you single people.
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Wacha ni left ile group ya choir huko Whatsapp
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VP12h
.@AAGMcDonald gives an update on Operation Ghostbusters, a nationwide investigation into federal student loan fraud: "Today, we are announcing charges against five defendants and the seizure of more than $750,000 in cryptocurrency tied to this scheme, and laundered through a network associated with Kenyan nationals... Whether you’re in Nebraska, New Jersey, Virginia, or Nairobi, we will pursue you and bring you to justice. The American people deserve better than ghost students, fake applications, and stolen aid."
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Caspata. 🐐 (@Sp__ke_) profile picture
Caspata. 🐐
@Sp__ke_9h
Bare mbili stima unaokota hio para githu
HECTORKE (@Magudhaland) profile pictureHECTORKE
@Magudhaland15h
Year 1. Year4
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Waltez (@_jambaqaSnr) profile picture
Waltez@_jambaqaSnr12h
Huwezi mwelewa but me and him tuko same wozzap
Lyn ❤️ (@LynFrancis_254) profile pictureLyn ❤️
@LynFrancis_25412h
Kuna my pal anafollow KPLC ame washa ady notification 😂 ninja inathani Kuna giveaway ya tokens 😂💔
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Hawa watu walijoin post Maandamano 2024 ndio wanafanya hiyo ujinga bana they're not creative at all
Kinara💲♻️ (@kinara_69) profile pictureKinara💲♻️
@kinara_6910h
Vijana huku kazi tu ni kucopy paste upuss from reddit wakituekea huku bana,,you ain't funny mazarfakas🚮Tafteni content😂😂
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Lecturer ameanza kutumia threatening words kama cats na projects
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Wenye hatunaongelea kina Olise na kane hapo Atalanta kwa hii app hatuwezi fika watatu.
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Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot10h
😂😂😂waah so mwekele foundation mzito before mkuje bukla
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Vijana huku kazi tu ni kucopy paste upuss from reddit wakituekea huku bana,,you ain't funny mazarfakas🚮Tafteni content😂😂
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Tilil  (@Tilil_17) profile picture
Tilil 
@Tilil_1712h
Unatumia mtu pesa alafu anakupigia kukuambia ati hujatuma na za kutoa. Such ungrateful souls out here bana.
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🍁 Ochwang'
@Sufuritano10h
Gambling needs pure instinct and zero knowledge of the event. The moment a second thought hits while you are picking, you've already lost the bet. ~ Mfalme Ochwang' Sifuritano
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Greatest dust of all time 😭😂
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🍁 Ochwang'
@Sufuritano11h
If it's this bad I may consider buying 2 - 3 odds from kesho. 8 out of 11 gamblers have already said good night.. 🥺 🥹
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🍁 Ochwang' (@Sufuritano) profile picture🍁 Ochwang'
@Sufuritano13h
Nikinunua 2 - 3 odds na mia mbili mta-deliver?...🤔
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Levi$🧠 (@ItsLeecapalot) profile picture
Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot10h
private uni, mount kenya to be precise na hiyo 30 bob hata hydrogen oxode haupati
ROGERS OTIENO (@Rogers_Otii) profile pictureROGERS OTIENO
@Rogers_Otii13h
Pale students mess 30 Bob unakula ushibe kama ngoima.
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Kilel (@dylan_kilel) profile picture
Kilel
@dylan_kilel12h
Elon na huyo HR wake msenge walitueka uwoga mpaka skuizi siingii gain trains, si tuguzie @254Techie na mnifikishe 8k pia Narudisha mkono ASAP
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Butcher🐐 (@MOB_gathinji) profile picture
Butcher🐐@MOB_gathinji11h
Tuliacha kuchai siku hizi tunachukua
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Kilel (@dylan_kilel) profile picture
Kilel
@dylan_kilel11h
Ati "Baba alikufa, na akakufa na vitu zake zote" 😂😂
Joel Jiranï (@Kemboi67) profile pictureJoel Jiranï
@Kemboi6711h
This commentator though 😂😂😂
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