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A BOY HAS NO NAME🧘||HAKUNA MATATA👍||LONDON IS BLUE 💙||HAPA NI NYUMBANI🙂||I'M HIM🌝|| @bettercallgabu.

Joined July 2024
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Sugoi delayed is not Sugoi denied.
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Ninge accept hiyo buy limit… saa hii ningekua nalilia kwa choo. 😭 account imehit two weeks and three days bila ku-blow. Ingeenda ata cjui ,inafaa kusherehekewa. Wapi makofi yangu? 👏🏼😂 But on a serious note, sometimes your instincts know better. Learn to trust them. Just don't confuse intuition with gambling using full margin. Hapo sasa ni wewe na Mungu wako. 😪😂 Anyways, wacha nielekee nikangoje nadia mukami akuje aniimbie nikiromboseangwa na your burifu wimen 😍
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Kujeni niwaonyeshe kwa shimo kibet anaingianga usiku, alisema ata hio country yenu ni ya matakataka na hamna akili na hajui ata huwa mnatukalia aje ka amekua ana pewa loan 7 years na mnajua leo😂😂
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"Men Only want sex in a relationship." Ulikuwa unataka ung'olewe meno msichana?
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Niko fertile amesema ako pregnant
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Kamare twitter kesho mlete predictions mapema by 10am mshipi inafaa iwe tayari
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"nilikuwa nakuomba favour kuja unikule"
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When I was a rebellious teenager, niliproduce matofali mzae akanijengea a one roomed house hapo nje. Nilikua nimefika stage ingine hapo ukapata hatusikizani na mzae and because I was driving him crazy, akanijengea nitoke kwa nyumba yake. Hii ni kama ilikua blunder on his side ju I became more reckless than before. Being the only boy in the village with his own “mansion” came with new benefits. Ukapata madem ndio wananitafuta. Leo ungenipata na Mercy alafu kesho upate viatu za carol kwa mlango. I also started hiring out the house kwa maboys wangu wenye hawakua na nyumba but walikua na “form” as we used to call it back in the day. Jamaa alikua anaenda out kwa village zingine, “anaimport” kadem alafu anakaleta kwangu akijifanya ni kwake. Sasa Kuna haka kadem nilikua nimeangukia nikiwa 19 years kalikua kapetite. Sitasahau she was called Peris. She was petite but figure alikua nayo. One Sunday akakam majioni kama kawaida for some marination sessions and kukaanza kunyesha. Sisi ju mvua ni catalyst ya mechi tukaingia horizontal engineering activities. Saa zile kamechacha zaidi bois wangu akafungua mlango akaingia bila kubisha. Mind you, we were naked na yeye alikua amekuja na dem yake pia! Vile waliingia tu hivi, Abdallah akazimia na akajikunja kama millipede. Nakwambia sijaiaibika hivo. Si tukaingia ndani ya duvet nikiwa na Peris tukavaa nguo na tukakaa hapo tukiwa wanne mpaka mvua ikaisha. Hata hatukuongeleshana. Relationship yangu na Peris haijairecover since that day.
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"I cheated and it had nothing to do with you, I will always love you byezzz"
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Gracie wa Locals lazima Kuna vile wako related na Nicki Minaj huyu mdem ni mrembo
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Kuna talking stage nimekua na Leo amepost tumjunior tuwili akasema "my small world"
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Si tuonane kesho mabro,ngware hivi mamaz ashaland.
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Next year I'm buying a sewing machine and going to school just so I make my own clothes how I want. We shall be there.
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The past 3 days buana kuna haka kashetani najaribu kutoa kwa akili na hakatoki!!😂 Niko na 10k as we speak and then kuna this voice in my head imeshinda ikinimbia "bro huwezi kosa 5 odds sure bet,hyo ni 50k clean,5 odds pekee,usitafute mingi!"😭😂
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Tuna survive na 150 shillings only tunaingia pale kwa Vaite tunachukua jaba ya 100 njugu ya 20 na maji ya 30 hio weekend inakaa namna hio
My woman is here for the weekend naona I will be occupied. Single souls huwa mnasurvive aje on weekends.
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Let me help my woman because she doesn't exist in this app
Ladies, show me your boobs➿🥵🥵🫣
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Kwani where did this type of people go ju nowdays huwa siwaoni?
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Today is Friday wenye mnangoja pesa ya Elon si mnaskia smarter sahizi😂
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Hakuna wasee huskia smarter kama hawa hukula doh ya Elon musk yaani mshahara inaingia time tu weekend imefika
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Leo pesa ndo imenikosea otherwise sahii ningekuwa sherehe
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Nimeuliza chatGPT masaa gani hukuwa poa ya kupost huku Xndo tweet inasee ikaniambia usiku ju Americans ndo wanakuanga on Mbaya
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