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Manuel Inyang retweeted
“2027, rig and die. If you’re coming to come and rig, be rest assured that you will not go back alive….”
📺 Apostle Michael Olowookere
Manuel Inyang retweeted
First frame: Show Nigerians who refuse to vote 🗳️
Second frame: Show Nigerians who voted 🗳️, got angry that it was rigged, and stopped voting 🗳️
Last frame: Show Nigerians who kept voting 🗳️ until victory ✌️ was assured because they stayed and followed the process.
Which frame are you — 1, 2, or 3?
Manuel Inyang retweeted
“You have no mandate from me to attack opposition parties who are doing their respective political activities, security agencies should arrest & deal decisively with anyone attempting to cause such disruptions, including Labour Party members” — Gov Alex Otti issues stern warning
Manuel Inyang retweeted
🚨🗣️ Lionel Messi’s mother Celia Cuccittini in an undisclosed 2007 interview:
“Messi was very mischievous and no one wanted to play with him because sooner or later we knew he will cheat because he was a sore loser, he will scatter the game.”
First the referee, now even his own mother admits he didn’t just start cheating today. 😳🇦🇷
You're pro abortion & pro LGBTQ+, I am anti abortion & anti LGBTQ+, you want me to respect your choice but call me facist because of mine, you're a bumbling idiot that's behaving like a seriel killer.
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This will never happen to a Muslim player. Europe is turning into a woke cunt.
Rudi Voller, the German Football Association’s (DFB) sporting director, has confirmed that he will hold talks with Borussia Dortmund midfielder Felix Nmecha over his relationship with a network of Christian evangelical footballers.
Over the weekend, Nmecha celebrated scoring against Elversberg by performing ‘The King’s Return’, a gesture referencing a campaign run by Ballers in God – a network of Christian footballers to which he belongs.
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Manuel Inyang retweeted
In 2010, NYSC paid corps members ₦9,775 monthly. Today, they receive ₦77,000.
But look at what has happened to purchasing power.
In 2010, ₦9,775 could buy about 150 litres of petrol at ₦65/litre.
In November 2026, ₦77,000 buys only about 57 litres at ₦1,355/litre.
Yet that ₦9,775 had more purchasing power than today’s ₦77,000.
Economic progress is not how much money you earn. It is how much your money can buy.
The allowance has increased almost 8 times, but Nigerians have become poorer in real terms.
Manuel Inyang retweeted
Man builds a house;
Him - “Landlord”
Wife - “Landlady”
Woman builds a house;
Her - “Landlady”
Husband - “Landlady’s husband”
Manuel Inyang retweeted
Deborah was murdered.
Her murderer was caught and charged to court.
Today, the judge looked the victim’s family in the eyes and told them she was no longer interested in the case because they had discussed it on social media.
The judge said social media should judge the case.
Deborah might never get justice.
Deborah’s murderer might walk free.
Deborah could’ve been any of us.
This is not fiction. This happened today, in Nigeria.
Truly, this country is a horror movie.
It is not well.
Manuel Inyang retweeted
APC has 33 Governors
88 out of 109 senators are in APC
208 of 360 HoR members are in APC
BUT
Tinubu wants to bribe counsellors to win wards,
Promised additional ₦70,000 to civil services
All these just to win a reelection?
I thought the Presidency said Tinubu has done well in the last 3 years??
Why so scared? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
N10 million × 62 = 620,000,000
Money that should have been used to pay teachers and fix some classrooms.
Pay crowd for campaign, pay online idiots for campaign, still come pay councilors for election.
FCT Minister Wike promises ₦10m reward to each Nigerian councillor who delivers their ward for Tinubu in 2027
The Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Nyesom Wike, has promised a ₦10 million reward to every councillor who delivers their ward for President Bola Tinubu in the 2027 presidential election.
The minister urged political stakeholders and residents to support Tinubu’s re-election bid, while assuring them of continued development under his administration.
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Manuel Inyang retweeted
In 2019, a crate of eggs cost ₦600.
Today, it costs ₦6,500. Yet someone is still trying to impress you with GDP figures.
Nigerians have not fully grasped the magnitude of what this country is turning into.
Manuel Inyang retweeted
Dear Esteemed Customer,
We apologize for falling short of the expected minimum service level of 20 hours on the Band A feeders below for November 3rd and 4th, 2026
Manuel Inyang retweeted
Dear Muslim
As Thanksgiving and Christmas are fast approaching,
Please avoid driving cars through crowds, blowing innocent people up with pipe bombs, and going on stabbing sprees.
Dear non-Muslims,
As Ramadan is just 92 days away,
Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.
Please avoid drinking in their presence.
Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.
Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.
A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
Manuel Inyang retweeted
NFF officials blatantly stopped me from greeting the victorious Nigerian female U-17 soccer team because they would lose their jobs - Peter Obi
Peter Obi laments the "new dimension of toxic politics in Nigeria" which denied him the chance to welcome and felicitate with the victorious Flamingos whom he sighted at the airport on his way to board a flight to Enugu.
According to him, the NFF officials adamantly stopped him from approaching the ladies because of the fear of losing their jobs.
The widely-respected politician bemoaned what has become a recurring experience for him since 2025.
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The concept of money is quite easy and my dad broke it down for us easily.
To make money, you have to sell a product or a skill.
To lose money, you have to purchase a product or a service.
To multiply money, you have to invest.
If you do not purchase, money will not leave.
If you do not have a product or service to sell, money will not enter.
If you do not invest wisely, money will not multiply.
If your purchases are higher than your income, you go broke.
If you delay gratification, the money stays longer.
If you delay gratification but do not invest "WISELY", especially in a country like Nigeria, the money stays longer but risk losing value over time.
This is basically the summary of every finance book ever written.