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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined September 2019
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.
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Nduthi wakipigwa na Liverpool watatukimbiza sana weekend
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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“We must travel in the direction of our fear.”
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Humans act like they appreciate empathy and kindness but the reality is that a lot of humans don’t really respect nice people and lowkey resent them.
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Me next to someone who is 100% my type
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At this point, chapati mistress anafaa awacon mpaka ile siku mtashika adabu.
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Mnanifurahisha venye mnataja mossad hahahaha
🚨BREAKING NEWS: This Somalian-Kenyan Anti semitic MP from Kenya is publicly calling to kill Jewish Israeli civilians. He says: “We need Somalian volunteers in millions to go through the border of Syria & Lebanon & slaughter those bastards”. Farah Maalim calls for extermination of all Jews as he request Somalian Kenyans to join in this act of violence & terrorism. These are the people who want to destroy American society and western Values ‼️
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Let's unite Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania and Congo and our great nation will be (ZIMATACO) if we can add Zambia and Kenya it's going to be (ZIMATACOZAKE)
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I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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These man have gone within 24 hours from asking why their players wasn’t included in the Balon Dor awards to being knocked out of league cup by a league 2 side
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One thing about us wise guys, the hustle never ends.
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Ici madamu ciá Miaka 30+. Cikuongaga mbegu ginya waru igacenjaniá tu modo
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I said it weeks ago, they'll try to keep Carrick for as long as they can because they know if it goes wrong there they are f*cked. They'll sabotage the team just to try to save themselves
🚨💣 BREAKING: One source close to United feels it is inevitable the former Blackburn and Leeds player will eventually lose his job if a third managerial change in as many seasons is made. Another senior figure in the game told BBC Sport both Wilcox and Berrada may be vulnerable, suggesting Ratcliffe could be considering a wider overhaul of senior staff. For now, though, minds are focused on Stamford Bridge, with Carrick due to speak to the media on Thursday. [@sistoney67, @SamiMokbel_BBC, @danroan]
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Bruno Guimaraes penalty miss
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The entire Fleetwood starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Viktor Gyokeres. The question is, has Gyokeres finally found his level?
The entire Grimsby Town starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Benjamin Sesko. The question is, has Sesko finally found his level?
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Lovely scenes
Full-time at Highbury Stadium.
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WE'VE WON ITTTT!!!!!! ❤️ (5-3) 🔵
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