Abhishek Yadav (@MarvoloDL2) profile picture

Bored Banker. Amateur Juggler.

Faizabad, India
Joined March 2026
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Make use of chullu instead.
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Meri shaadi to na congress time mai hui na bjp ke time mai
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“तुम तो यादों के हवाले करके मुझको चल दिये मेरी मजबूरी यह है मैं भूलता कुछ भी नहीं” — Shri Wasim Barelvi
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Abhishek Yadav retweeted
Congress ke time pe shining in the satin sun like porlappondioshan cmon feel me oh feel me hua karta tha
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Ye toh sarasar jhoot hai, India TV aaye din aliens gaay utha le jaate thhe, kabhi achanak se koi gaanv ka ladka american accent me angrezi bolne lagta tha.
Congress ke time pe news dekho toh IQ badhta tha.
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Congress ke time pe Pogo par MAD aata tha.
Congress ke time pe Disney pr Art Attack aata tha .🎨
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Congress ke time pe Nokia ke phones ka bolbala tha.
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Congress ke time pe maggi ka taste acchha tha.
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Barish hogi sochkar chhutti maari, ab weather app barish kal dikha raha hai.
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Jo uchit lage wo karo kind of deal.
This is Morse code visualized
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Congress ke time pe Sab TV par acchhe shows aate thhe.
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T 5898 - नीचे वाला ये होना चाहिए; 5818, ग़लती हो गई
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At this point I only wait for Amitabh Bachchan's T correction tweet.
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Thought, I would watch Visionquest on TV, as there's no such adult content in it. Haramkhoron ne beech me Durex ka ad de dia.
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मैं आत्ममुग्धता के नए पैमाने गढ़ना चाहता हूँ।
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This shit is crazy.
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T 4896 - दिया
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I get amazed by people who post reviews about and share their bad experience with useless built-in apps on play store.
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who made this bro 😭😭 mantarjantar.com/
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