I like to read, sing, & assign dogs real life jobs. Wife to @willmcd, mom of 3, & lover of wine 13% & higher alcohol content.
New York, NY
Joined August 2009
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Mary McDonough retweeted
The Chicago Cubs put together a drone tour of Wrigley Field, and it’s guaranteed to be the most incredible thing you watch today 🤯
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Speak midwestern
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about
Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”
Ope: shorthand apology
Mary McDonough retweeted
Please enjoy Cecily Strong at her best.
So glad to see this come together, with a special shout to the SNL crew who made an eight-hundred pound tank of wine in two days upon our request.
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This is Panko. Welcome to the most embarrassing moment of his life. He’s spent countless hours trying to scrub this video from the web. 14/10 sorry buddy
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Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath. #WandaVision
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Three years ago I decided to pursue a dream I've had since childhood and write a novel.
Today, I deleted the files and burned the only printed copy. The book turned out so badly. I did such a bad job. What the fuck was I thinking
It’s that time of night where I can’t sleep and Christmas commercial jingles flood my brain; uninvited.
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“FA LA LA LA LAAA......
FRENCH VANILLA”
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Normally I’d think this was cool, but this year it just feels kind of Seventh Seal-y. Pass.
On Dec. 21, the date of the winter solstice, gas giants Jupiter and Saturn will align in the night sky and appear as a single ultra-bright light in a rare event known as the “Christmas Star.” thestar.com/news/canada/2020…
My son said he really wants to go to Disneyland someday and maybe Netflixland after that. This is going to be a real thing someday isn’t it.
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Marriage with kids is just looking at each other and saying “my God, doesn’t he/she look so big???” every single day and honestly being stunned by it every time.
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Mary McDonough retweeted
Let 'em say we're crazy, I don't care about that
Put your hand in my hand baby don't ever look back
Let the world around us just fall apart
Baby we can make it if we're heart to heart
