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Mary McDonough

@MaryJSums

I like to read, sing, & assign dogs real life jobs. Wife to @willmcd, mom of 3, & lover of wine 13% & higher alcohol content.

 New York, NY
Joined August 2009
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Joe Pompliano
@JoePompliano30 Sep 2022
The Chicago Cubs put together a drone tour of Wrigley Field, and it’s guaranteed to be the most incredible thing you watch today 🤯
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rent lyrics bot@rentbotly26 Nov 2021
To Sondheim
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MLB
@MLB27 May 2021
El Mago magic! Have you ever seen anything like this?!
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Speak midwestern No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes” Ope: shorthand apology
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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime23 May 2021
Please enjoy Cecily Strong at her best. So glad to see this come together, with a special shout to the SNL crew who made an eight-hundred pound tank of wine in two days upon our request.
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@nbcsnl23 May 2021
Jeanine Pirro! #SNLFinale
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates8 Apr 2021
This is Panko. Welcome to the most embarrassing moment of his life. He’s spent countless hours trying to scrub this video from the web. 14/10 sorry buddy
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Madison Hatfield@madhat3127 Feb 2021
Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath. #WandaVision
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Joe Saunders@saundersjoe26 Feb 2021
Three years ago I decided to pursue a dream I've had since childhood and write a novel. Today, I deleted the files and burned the only printed copy. The book turned out so badly. I did such a bad job. What the fuck was I thinking
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Reeezy@MsReeezy20 Jan 2021
Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.
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evgrieve@evgrieve7 Oct 2020
Let 'em say we're crazy, I don't care about that Put your hand in my hand baby don't ever look back Let the world around us just fall apart Baby we can make it if we're heart to heart
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Yay
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i know. there’s a lot going on right now. so i just wanted to say. i love you
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RUTH BUZZI
@Ruth_A_Buzzi27 Sep 2020
In 20 years America will be under the control of people who were home-schooled by day drinkers
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alxndr@alexaldente24 Sep 2020
LinkedIn has added a stories feature
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Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up:
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mark@TheCatWhisprer21 Aug 2020
DATING: can’t wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night
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evgrieve@evgrieve15 Aug 2020
The new marquee message @WebsterHall on 11th Street: ‘New York isn’t New York without you.’ ❤️ The previous message this spring was ‘New York I love you.’ – at East Village, Manhattan
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Chicago Cubs
@Cubs25 Jul 2020
A hygiene king.
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papa fish
@jordanfisher7 Jul 2020
I WANNA GO BACK AND BE BURR 😭
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personally. i don’t think you should set off fireworks. for any reason ever
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therapist: and what do we do when we are sad? Midwesterners: say “it’s all good no worries” therapist: no
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