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former child | carbonara stan account | thots are my own

New York, NY
Joined February 2009
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Petition to LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
Club Kid and La Bola Negra are both movies made for annoying gay guys it's just that Club Kid is for the ones that are always trying to do key bumps with straight women and Bola Negra is for the ones that recommend you A Little Life
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That is not how Mary expressed herself, and that is not what Angie said. They are going to gaslight us as if we didn’t watch it happen in 4k. @BravoTV @Andy y’all better play it back at the reunion and allow a fair conversation. Narratives like this cost people their lives.
#MaryCosby opens up to #AndersonCooper about her decision to return to filming Season 7 of #RHOSLC, & gets emotional discussing the incident with Angie. Source: @CNN
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THIS SEASON OF SURVIVOR IS TOP 10 EVER. Every episode a banger (except one that was kind of sad)!
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if i had a billionaire husband and no prenup, i’d introduce him to the Chinese spy myself
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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It’s time we stop tiptoeing around and call it like it is: Mary is a HORRIBLE human being. Her behavior couldn’t be further from what you’d expect of someone who claims to be so close to God. There’s something deeply dark about her spirit. #RHOSLC
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Best piece I've read on why Ossoff will be our next President
Every post-midterm prediction market says Ossoff will be our next President. A dispatch from the start of his inevitable campaign... mamathemagazine.com/all-eyes…
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This is actually the perfect and correct take on what happened
Bronwyn weighs in on Angie & Mary’s fight from the most recent episode of #RHOSLC. Source: @zacharyreality
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KEEP RUNNING HOT PEOPLE HOT PEOPLE WIN
WE FLIPPED IT: Manny Rutinel is headed to Congress!
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Sorry but everyone who says they’d show hog on main if their state flipped, I bookmarked all of your tweets
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Debbie Ann and Giancarlo Paolucci, 32 and 35, pictured here outside their home in Forest Hills in 1986.
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You literally said fuck Kamala Harris
Haley Stevens’ betrayal today shows us it’s not that progressive Democrats, or even democratic socialists, need their own party. It’s that politicians like Haley Stevens always had more in common with Republicans like Mike Rogers and Donald Trump than with the Democratic base. And now she admits it. That’s why it’s so important to run democratic primaries. It’s not enough to send Democrats to Washington, we have to send Democrats who are fighting for the things working class voters want!
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Darializa is gonna be a Fox News darling for years
usually when I have initial reservations about a DSA-style candidate they gradual lessen and I start liking them (Mamdani, El-Sayed, Claire Valdez are all example). the opposite is happening with Darializa, who proves herself to be a complete nutcase at every possible opportunity
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Not a single flash 😭
Jake Shane arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala
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This was so distracting to me I’ve never seen drier hair in my life
billion dollar net worth but couldn’t get her hands on olaplex
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There is a moment during the dinner scene in You Can See Everything where a specific name drop sent such a shockwave through the theatre (in Williamsburg Brooklyn) of gasps and “oh my god”s and “NOOOO” that I’ve never felt anything remotely close to in a live movie experience.
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This has aged well.
Ossoff is top 10 sexiest man in America
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I saw Harry Styles on Wednesday and had the time of my life but couldn’t stop thinking about “must get rid of toxic in community”
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Most get rid of toxic in community!
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The eggs scene was very sad and disturbing to me!
you can see everything no context
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