no longer active here. find me on bsky @ MaybeBard
Seattle, WA
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Remember kids, wearing a mask in a pandemic is literally 1984, but military occupation of US cities is totally chill and not authoritarian at all, actually.
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anyone who finds this ad to be in "bad taste" should consider that actual women who aren't actors in commercials have literally been killed by abortion bans
They’re willing to risk your wife’s heartbeat.
Are you?
#MAGAAbortionBan
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watching dropout platform a zionist while ally beardsley goes to court for protesting for palestine's freedom is deeply surreal.
🍾TONIGHT! A new Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT
Featuring host @LilyD, bartender @GrantOB, and Smosh cast:
🥂@anggiarratana
🍸@Chanse_McCrary
🍹@arashalalani
🥃@NoahGrossman214
#DirtyLaundry
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“She won’t force us to die from medical complications or force us to carry a rapist’s baby to term” is actually a pretty strong reason to vote for someone. Most other reasons kinda pale in comparison, Ngl
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Men will vote Republican for decades because they can’t accept light regulation on guns and then act astonished when women have opinions about dying from sepsis.
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Obed Vargas ejected for dissent. He had just been carded for slowing a restart. FWIW, ref had allowed Timbers to make similar shows of dissent at least twice earlier in game with no card.
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the media has told for a year that Sinwar hides underground, safely surrounded by hostages, getting rich off embezzled aid, letting others die for him
he died alone, covered daylight and dust, using his one remaining arm to throw debris at a drone operated by a coward
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Thinking that bartenders get paid $20/hr is a great way to show people you've never had a real job in your entire life.
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Liberals using environment-destroying AI to make fun of conservatives who think climate change isn't real surely does speak to this political moment.
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if you’re upset about flag burning wait until you hear about what israeli missiles do to children living in tents
