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Melissa Attree retweeted
New crab just dropped. I love him.
This is the cutest, spikiest, tiniest crab in the world! (Don't quote us on that—it's called hyperbole.)
It was found during an operation in the Gulf of Mexico, which collected samples of mesophotic and deep-sea coral species for lab rearing and propagation.
Credit: @sanctuaries
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
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Melissa Attree retweeted
My education has come from colleagues, clients, a few successes, and even more failures —it's been a slow grind. But every so often I met people who changed my ways of working. I levelled up rapidly - a clear before and after. 🧵
HOW is this ok @CityofCT ? The water is no good to swim in already, how is this a good decision? groundup.org.za/article/cape…
Melissa Attree retweeted
the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale
What did the photon reply when someone offered to help carry her bag?
"No worries, I am traveling light."
Did you know that by constructing a barrier around a circular plot of land you might be committing an O-fence?
Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
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I just entered to win a R100,000 dream holiday to anywhere in the world with Naked! Get a car insurance quote online and you could be packing your bags next! #GetNakedAnywhere naked.insure/car-insurance?u…
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Everytime I stray and use @PicknPay ‘ASAP’ I’m reminded that they should be called ‘Just now’ or ‘Maybe later’ or ‘sometime in the future’ 🥱
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