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I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. https://nitter.cf/t.co/vuTpptSFnm . #smokefleet https://nitter.cf/t.co/NYnPEbcDO3🌊🌊

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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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Love it. Love everything about it 😁
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Japanese soup makes Miso happy...
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😆😆😆Wicked funny
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Japanese soup makes Miso happy...
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The IRS has announced that all marijuana dealers must file a joint tax return.
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Had to read this like 5 times before i got it😅
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Do not wear your AirPods while you're vacuuming. I just finished the whole house and realized I forgot to plug it in.
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Spot on Miss Z 😂🤣😂
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I definitely found a winner. I think he’s the one for me.
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The IRS has announced that all marijuana dealers must file a joint tax return.
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I definitely found a winner. I think he’s the one for me.
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@mariana057Oct 28
Wanted: someone to brush their teeth with me, because 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay. No weirdos.
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Do not wear your AirPods while you're vacuuming. I just finished the whole house and realized I forgot to plug it in.
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