I saw Encino Man in the theaters, so.
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I don't think my life would change at all if badminton and backgammon had the same rules.
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Once again they've ignored my nominee for Sexiest Man Alive. In my defense, he hasn't been dead that long.
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A family of traveling puppeteers with their mobile puppet theater in Italy during the 1950s, photographed by Renato Fioravanti.
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He died doing what he loved: slowly leaching RoundUp back into the groundwater.
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It's that time of the year when my thoughts are dominated by the image of Peter Lorre devouring an infant-sized soft pretzel.
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It's tragic boron is a metal and not the perfect compound insult for someone who is simultaneously uninteresting and stupid.
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i always compliment my friend’s achievements by saying ‘you’re going large’ or ‘congrats. extra large, bro’ which is basically a play on the word large. sometimes i’ll say, “wow, that’s largetime, bro,” in where i simply smash together the words large & time to create a new word.
Gretchen von Tongeln retweeted
RIP Walter Koenig. He was the first celebrity I ever met, at a sci-fi convention in 1976. I asked to take his picture and he said “Sure” with such a (relatable) lack of enthusiasm that it gave me a lifelong aversion to approaching celebrities. (Exception for Tom Atkins.)
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“I’m in here! Waiting for you…” a voice called from the kitchen.
I follow a tapping that’s coming from the fridge.
“I know you’re out there.” It said.
I open the door slowing. A wheel of cheese greets me, knife in hand.
My time has finally come.
