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I don’t know what parent needs to hear this but go ahead and buy the minivan. Literally nobody cares about whether you have the SUV or thinks you are cooler because you have one. Also, “cool” is overrated. Minivans are the best.
And fascism!
U.S. Sen. Todd Young released an advertisement affirming his long-held love for Taco Bell. indystar.com/story/news/poli…
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All through the movie I kept thinking about how Lizzy H trying to make Theranos 2.0 is so much like disgraced and disqualified pastors planting new churches because they literally have never done anything else in their lives and will keep ruining people to do that thing.
When I broke the story that imprisoned Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans were secretly forming a new startup to get back into the medical device industry, Evans fought me hard over Holmes’ involvement, saying she was on the outside of it and not an advisor. Which is why it was quite striking when, minutes into You Can See Everything, Fielder captures Holmes making calls about the new startup….
npr.org/2025/05/10/nx-s1-539…
Searching for EH tweets after watching the documentary led me to this post of MY OWN from 4 years ago which is hilarious and also I literally cannot remember for the life of me what this presentation would have even been. Where’s my documentary?
I have a very low-key presentation for like 25 people tomorrow and I am way more nervous than I should be and all I can think of is how much Elizabeth Holmes did this all the time for thousands and just blagged her way into millions of dollars, what the heck.
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Indeed, public executions became occasions for family picnics in a particularly heinous chapter of our nation’s history.
religionnews.com/2026/10/12/…
In other words: DW is good with executions being public, but he’s afraid watching would turn people against the death penalty and he doesn’t want that.
He keeps being the worst.
Doug Wilson, founding pastor of a denomination that Pete Hegseth belongs to, told @jackmjenkins "executions in the Scriptures were public" but that people turn away from capital punishment should it "turn into a circus." More on reax to the Ft. Hood news: religionnews.com/2026/10/09/…
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I think we should get rid of the death penalty, not because Scripture forbids it in cases of premeditated, brutal murder, but because I am simply not convinced that this country can carry it out justly. Maybe not even competently.
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An infant squirming during a diaper change is not evidence of folly or foolishness. Christians, pls stop giving such irresponsible advice. It isn’t “biblical” & it sets parents up to view their child’s God given developmental design as “sin” & parenting as primarily about winning
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Jesus didn’t build a grand arena to hold gladiator fights for his own amusement.
That was Caesar.
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Southern Baptists have been debating on whether to gather in Anaheim in 8 years for longer than they did on Mohler's proposed constitutional amendment to enshrine a ban on women pastors. #SBC26
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Opinion: Micah Beckwith is a failure as an elected leader. He fails even worse as a spokesman for the Gospels. indystar.com/story/opinion/c…
This is great and basically what they promised us when we were kids in the 90s. They better keep it!
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I’ve never pastored a church. Couldn’t pay me a jillion dollars to. Never been ordained. Have no desire to. The only paid staff position I’ve ever held in a church was as an aerobics teacher in our church gym. But how in heaven’s name a woman discussing a sermon on a podcast could be objectionable to some is beyond me and what I believe to be beyond scripture. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, good. Stay sane. If you do, I’ve lived a long time and this has been my observation:
Extremism, whether in conservatism or liberalism, whether in politics or religion, is never satisfied. It will always inch a little bit further. It’s a constant test of the purists.
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On Mother’s Day I know it’s traditional to post the image of the Blessed Virgin Mary punching the Devil, but this year I hope people don’t forget about the cool manuscript illumination where she has an angel babysit Jesus while she wrestles a demon and makes him cry “uncle”.
