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@QuikTrip Not sure if it’s true but if you legitimately helped your employee Melissa and that dad with his daughters then your company deserves all the praise. Good on you and will definitely be seeking out Quiktrips over anywhere else.

@victormarx just watched a clip of your interview with Candace…as a veteran I am embarrassed by your sensitivity to the years of service. Yeesh. You’re very Semper Sensitive.

@GaryDaugherty May want to look into how your dispatch center is being run…

The disconnect between @Tesla showroom, finance and delivery is frustrating at best. Communications between the three could be much much better @elonmusk

Saw someone else do this. Had to try it. #meatloaf @MarthaStewart @JTArticle15 please don’t ask to sit on it.

Hey @GreatWolfLodge couldn’t help but notice Mark Lewis, Melissa Wornick, Stephanie Murphy and others have viewed my Linkdeln yet no one wants to talk about fixing the money you took. Why is that?

Come to @GreatWolfLodge, stay because they took all of your money while you slept and now you can’t afford gas to leave.

@GreatWolfLodge why’d you turn into a ghost after I DMed you like you asked? Not wanting to own up to taking $2,200 dollars from people that stay with you?

@GreatWolfLodge why are you double charging people and then charging them hundreds of dollars each night on top of it with no explanation as to why?

@blackstone any reason you double charge customers at your resorts and do the bare minimum to fix the issue?

@pdoocy for press sec! #Election2024 @realDonaldTrump @JDVance

GROK is wild. @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

Trying to get our @Xfinity @XfinitySupport bill figured out and this was a response…. What do you think he wants me to watch while drinking his coffee?

@DanHollaway @StJamesStJames Will mybookie have a bet for if @realDonaldTrump will say “hawk tuah” in a debate with @KamalaHarris ?

@ILStatePolice you approved an oversized load that takes up both lanes at 1330 on I39 and 55, really? Zero logic.

@elonmusk please for the love of Mars come out with an X phone or whatever you want to call it so we can stop giving money to the cunts @Verizon.

Barstool meow. @barstoolsports

@dlschreiner hope you’re proud of yourself on going from a rich asshole to a richer asshole. I bet you and Rick Curia jerk off facing each other while talking about how awesome you are. Sellout.

@PatMcAfeeShow why are they standing so close to you? I’m a thousand miles away and I’m uncomfortable.