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I’m just a Midwestern girl who grew up watching Anne of Green Gables, which is why I can spell chrysanthemum.

Joined September 2021
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She’s a 10 but she’s married am I doing this right
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A few things that haven’t left my mind about #Oppeneheimer: - Ludwig Göransson’s score is 🔥🔥 - Nolan just knows how to make a great f’n movie - Cillian Murphy deserves his flowers - Great to see Robert Downey Jr. shine outside of Iron Man - Alden Ehrenreich is a star
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I tweeted this before The Oscars, btw
Reboot The Mummy and Evelyn has died and Rick tries to bring her back to life with the book of the dead DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING
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The benefits of a cold shower in the morning could literally be eternal happiness. I'm not doing it.
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Absolutely loved Built to Spill at Summerfest
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Collective Soul to close out the night
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For the love of god put the cottage cheese down
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Is the only reason Tom and Raquel are done because she told the truth in her final interview? And he’s so fragile he dumped her for coming clean? If so… 😑 #VanderpumpReunion
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Pools are open!
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Remember: Sometimes people try to villainize you bc they treated you poorly in the past & don’t want to face their own bad behavior. In order to justify the mistreatment they build you up as a “bad person” who deserved it. You’re not.
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Cast Armie Hammer in Devil in the White City
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“Hope we can still be friends tho” - a girl who just ruined your life
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When you have a narcissist (Sandoval) who wants to get his way (out of his relationship) there are gonna be impacted bystanders (in the form of manipulating Raquel as his pawn to think they’re in love / we’ll only do this if it’s worth it) PUKE #Scandoval #VanderpumpRulesFinale
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My very unpopular opinion is that when someone wants out of a relationship (Sandoval) and someone’s not receptive (Ariana) the easy out is to do something unforgivable (cheat with Raquel) NOT SAYING ITS OK #Scandoval #PumpRulesFinale
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Why is everyone’s apartment so depressing? #VanderpumpRulesFinale
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I used to be so young and cool and now I say things like “Open up the blinds so we can get that free heat”
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Staring into our phones in silence while sitting on the same couch before Succession starts is about as much foreplay as me and my husband are gonna get this month, soaking it up
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At the height of Tudor England, London’s population was near 50,000 people, comparable in size to Biloxi, Mississippi or La Crosse, Wisconsin - imagine caring 500 years later about what some rich little political gym-class all star from Biloxi did in his lifetime 🤷‍♀️
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April is the cruellest month T.S. Eliot, Libra
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