@MikeStatement

He/Him | Video Store Alum | Husband/Roommate/Cat Dad/Human Dad | Life Haver | What's better than Ted Danson? Ted Singin' and Dancin' | 📸 mikestatement

 Canada, but not always
Joined July 2011
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Instead of replying to each.. - They were found not guilty, they were not found innocent. Meaning a crime was committed but its not 100% proven they did it from evidence that was allowed. - Oilers fans sure do worship scumbags. - She said no, after that its rape. Full stop. – at Mississauga, Ontario
Leafsfanmike17🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@LeafsFanMike17Oct 11
Fuck the Oilers and fuck Alex Formenton and his rapist buddies too. Absolutely shameless propaganda around this shit stain of a human from the Oilers. Always hated Edmonton and this just add fuel to it.
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B@Billy_chillyOct 10
Sidney Crosby won two gold medals and went back to the American market team he plays for without any fucking issues. We gotta stop making excuses for these idiots. Hell, the CAPTAIN OF THE AMERICAN TEAM came back to his Canadian club team and played without issues. It's bullshit.
TSN
@TSN_SportsOct 9
.@emilymkaplan describes how hard it was for Brady Tkachuk and Connor Hellebuyck to return to their Canadian teams after experiencing success with USA Hockey at the Olympics. #OverDrive
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Tampa Bay Tay
@TayVictoria8Oct 9
“No, see, it’s funny because there’s a very specific type of person who’s BOTH a Yankees and Cowboys fan. And this week, the Rays swept the Yankees AND the Bucs beat the Cowboys. Which means Tampa Bay got to ruin the same person’s week TWICE”
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Nathan Bishop@nathan_h_bOct 8
The lockout will be tough but seeing as how four of five remaining playoff teams are ranked 19th, 24th, 28th, and 30th (last) in payroll it’s obvious why it’s necessary. We need to fix the competitive balance issue plaguing the sport.
Evan Drellich
@EvanDrellichOct 8
News: MLB sent a 34-page memo to owners and high-ranking officials across the league detailing what to expect — and how to act — during the lockout. MLB’s official website and club websites will again be scrubbed of player images and videos. And holiday cards? MLB says clubs shouldn't send them to players after Dec. 2. nytimes.com/athletic/7670102…

MLB memo reveals lockout plans: League will scrub website, ban contact with trainers (Gift Article)

A memo obtained by The Athletic lays out details governing whether teams can send holiday cards to players, and if players can play abroad.

nytimes.com
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Judging by the final shots and PP stats, glad I didn't stay up for that game
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Good thing all the media outlets got their "Well, it looks like Gavin McKenna is a bust" stories out today or they would have had to save them all until the next time he has a 3-game pointless streak
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Absolutely going to lose 5-4 now on a garbage goal
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Willy!! Imagine what this game would look like if Stolly wasn't out here playing men's league
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Fucking play your position, Morgan. Jesus
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What a fucking snipe, Gavin
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steph@stephbrooke23Oct 2
Me liking every tweet that Jack Hughes only laughs at jokes that are at the expense of women
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evgeni malkin's luscious bald spot extensions@sidgeno88Oct 2
not her making a joke about him being fragile and him proving her BEYOND correct. ego made of wet 1 ply
Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburnOct 1
Welp that was awkward
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allie SAW WHALIEN52&HOME&LOVEMAZE&MAGICSHOP@odelllrryOct 2
they asked landy about his broken balls mid game last season and he was able to laugh it off, but butterfingers here can’t be trusted around glassware and suddenly nothings funny? fuck this guy, seriously. tate mcrae please release the breakup album
allie SAW WHALIEN52&HOME&LOVEMAZE&MAGICSHOP@odelllrryOct 2
god he’s such a tool
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Joshua@JoshuaHowsamOct 1
Obviously if he chooses to retire, it's the right decision for him, but I really hope Kevin Gausman's career doesn't end on a playoff dud where he wasn't fully healthy. He deserves better than that.
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Sean@seanhhmOct 2
How a real Olympian reacts when caught off guard with a question
Gino Hard
@GinoHard_Oct 2
Jack Hughes was jokingly asked about being put in bubble wrap and using plastic cutlery after his off-ice injury at a team dinner last season... And he was having NONE of it 😭😬
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Still Julie@hydr0chaerisOct 2
Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburnOct 1
Welp that was awkward
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matt@sidneycrassbyOct 2
jack hughes when a joke isn’t at the expense of women:
Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburnOct 1
Welp that was awkward
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Anyone else collecting Tim's cards, or just Brayden Points like me?
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Logan
@logopattSep 30
Lost in all the drama yesterday was that Max Domi showed up to the game looking like a Gen Z white rapper at a court date
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Not sure what I like more about NHL on Prime - the captions that take up half the screen or that when you try to turn them off, it says that captioning isn't available, so you can't turn it on OR off.
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