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Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer retweeted
Johnny@JohnnyGiunta_Oct 12
I legit can’t believe the takes I’m seeing about Jazz Chisholm from Blue Jays fans looool. People are talking about the guy like he has an Aroldis Chapman type of history when in reality he’s just arrogant and sometimes makes mental mistakes
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Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer retweeted
HEY BREWER FANS You guys aren’t ready for Yamamoto You guys aren’t ready for the complete game You guys aren’t ready for your offense to fall apart Don’t run Brewer fans.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Brewers were infact ready for Yamamoto and the complete game, which they won 7-4 to go 2-0 up in the series mlb.com/news/brewers-w…
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Replying to @Bluejaysmemes
Didn't make the best impression
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Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer retweeted
Dude makes a generational catch to prevent the Blue Jays from walking off the World Series, but can’t make a routine fielding play against the Brewers 😭😭😭
Andy Pages struggles to field the ball as Jake Bauers drives in another run
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Instead of replying to each.. - They were found not guilty, they were not found innocent. Meaning a crime was committed but its not 100% proven they did it from evidence that was allowed. - Oilers fans sure do worship scumbags. - She said no, after that its rape. Full stop. – at Mississauga, Ontario
Fuck the Oilers and fuck Alex Formenton and his rapist buddies too. Absolutely shameless propaganda around this shit stain of a human from the Oilers. Always hated Edmonton and this just add fuel to it.
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Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer retweeted
Sidney Crosby won two gold medals and went back to the American market team he plays for without any fucking issues. We gotta stop making excuses for these idiots. Hell, the CAPTAIN OF THE AMERICAN TEAM came back to his Canadian club team and played without issues. It's bullshit.
.@emilymkaplan describes how hard it was for Brady Tkachuk and Connor Hellebuyck to return to their Canadian teams after experiencing success with USA Hockey at the Olympics. #OverDrive
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Replying to @TayVictoria8
Sadly, Man United (definitely their favourite Premier League team) is set to thump Spurs this weekend
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Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer retweeted
“No, see, it’s funny because there’s a very specific type of person who’s BOTH a Yankees and Cowboys fan. And this week, the Rays swept the Yankees AND the Bucs beat the Cowboys. Which means Tampa Bay got to ruin the same person’s week TWICE”
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Replying to @tfws_therapist
Matthew Knies, seasoned veteran of ten (10) NHL games, giving same sage wisdom to our newest rookie goaltender Dennis “The Hildebeast” Hildeby.
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Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer retweeted
The lockout will be tough but seeing as how four of five remaining playoff teams are ranked 19th, 24th, 28th, and 30th (last) in payroll it’s obvious why it’s necessary. We need to fix the competitive balance issue plaguing the sport.
News: MLB sent a 34-page memo to owners and high-ranking officials across the league detailing what to expect — and how to act — during the lockout. MLB’s official website and club websites will again be scrubbed of player images and videos. And holiday cards? MLB says clubs shouldn't send them to players after Dec. 2. nytimes.com/athletic/7670102…
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Judging by the final shots and PP stats, glad I didn't stay up for that game
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Good thing all the media outlets got their "Well, it looks like Gavin McKenna is a bust" stories out today or they would have had to save them all until the next time he has a 3-game pointless streak
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Absolutely going to lose 5-4 now on a garbage goal
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Working on a story about how him scoring is bad, actually
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Fucking play your position, Morgan. Jesus
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Willy!! Imagine what this game would look like if Stolly wasn't out here playing men's league
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Replying to @KwnStorm
You've got to force it enough to make them THINK you're forcing it to Matthews and they start to cheat, but maybe don't do that for 1:30 of the power play...
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In case no one has pointed it out, Vladdy is facing harsher criticism for explaining how contracts work than Mitch Marner ever did while he was in Toronto
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You should just be hopeful that a salary cap doesn't come into play just in general, because fuck the billionaires
If you're a fan of the Toronto Blue Jays, you should be hopeful that a salary cap does not come into play in Major League Baseball. The Jays are, arguably, the most aggressive spending team in their league. The two true spending behemoths are in the National League (LAD, NYM).
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