HOW TO START PRINTING ON METEORA IN 2026
There are only 4 steps and 5 minutes between you and LP proficiency:
1. Download Solana wallet
2. Go through LP training
3. Learn strats and improve skill
4. Find like-minded people
Watch this guide to understand what you need to learn and where to find exact resources you need to become profitable.
ONE GUIDE TO RULE THEM ALL
(all the necessary links in the follow-up tweet)
Lowkey
- be liquid
- be patient
Your day can make your yearly income, but when you are not, play the “solved games” for a bit
yesterday i made 28k$ selling $ETH at a premium during the binance hack. nk was clipping huge amounts, knowing they could get their usdt frozen any minute. my brain can't comprehend how they didnt deposit stables on aave and max borrowed eth. i personally could've made a lot more also.
some reflections and learnings:
1-been talking about liquid yield for ages. the higher the EVs in defi, the less % of ur portfolio u want in liquid yield. the lower the evs in defi (as of now), the more % u want. 10-20% in 2025 was ok, even 10% or slightly less, since looping was so good.
that is not the case anymore.
imagine having your assets in a 12% APY gay loop on USDe, and if ethena collateral survives for the full year, u make 12% ROI. congratulations. that money could've made yesterday a potential 50% ROI in a day. and in my experience in crypto, major things break at least once a year, and smaller things break a few times per year:
2022, multiple times lol, 2023, usdc depeg, 2025, 10/10, 2026, binance hack.
a bunch of minor ones where the chronically online participant can immensely benefit of having liquid money (khype recent depeg for 10%+ ROI in a day, and dozens more).
by liquid money i mean money that can be anywhere in defi in 1-2 tx and 1 minute time. this detail is crucial. yesterday, i had a bunch of money liquid, but some of it was in perps, i had to take care of hf, etc. so lost some crucial time and in the end didnt make use of all of it. liquid means fucking liquid. sky, lending on aave, etc.
2-eth is a cuck asset, but having a bunch of gas on eth mainnet (and on sol also perhaps) AT ALL TIMES can have a significant impact on your yearly ROI. i would have easily made 30-40k more if i had had 100$ more on eth on mainnet.
3-plan for next black swan event. plan for the next nk exploit, the next 10/10, the next fund or collateral going down, the next depeg.
what is likely to happen if X thing happen? spend an evening going through the most likely black swan events, and their second order effects. this research can mean the difference between making 0% ROI and making a 50% ROI in your portfolio in a day.
this is very important and not so complicated to navigate these days with AI.
4-around 30% of my 2026 tweets have been talking about how the r/r for defi is not here anymore. loops (real and now also i include mistery yield) are NOT how we make it in defi anymore, they're a solved game for the most part.
they were cool in 2024, when "looping" was an exotic term, ur counterparties where LPing for 15% while u were looping for 150%+.
they were cool in 2025, where ur counterparties where lending u for 8% or buying YTs at 35% implied yield, while u were making 100%.
but they're not cool in 2026 when the mentioned counterparties do not exist anymore, and the % of smart players is 10x bigger than in 2024.
on top of that, after events like yesterday, u not only do not benefit from the event, but ur loops lose a bunch of roi. when ur getting 20% APR, even a day at -250% equals 12 days of yield. not to mention, teams halting withdrawals, aave freezing their markets, and the risks of underlying collateral, very sketchy in many cases.
5-there's a bunch of randomness in these type of events and how they affect your ROI.
last year, on 10/10, i could've made easy 6 figures, but was having dinner at my parents. i could've at least made 50k also just on closing the hedge, but didn't have stink bids on my massive $ENA hedge. so: some bad decision, and a lot of luck.
last night, I was at the pc, but screwed the execution. wasted the first 10 minutes trying to get gas first (50$ more would've sufficed to start the ball rolling), then another 10 minutes with the fucking swaps with correct slippage or gas, and also some of my funds were not 1 tx away from being accessible, at least the ones on perps.
but i was at the pc, so at least i was able to make 28k thanks to that. had i been on a date or a padel match, would've missed the biggest opportunity of the year.
another example: i made 70k on spark last year, and my initial airdrop happened cause i sybilled 13 wallets with 100$ each of YT-sUSDe at the perfect time. why did i send them that day, and not 5 days later and make exactly 0$? randomness.
or an MTT poker player, that realizes 80% of his yearly ROI in a 1k hands sample in the later stages of a handful of mtts.
that's part of the game, and gotta make terms with the fact that ur yearly ROI has a heavy weight on randomness.
and overall, im pretty pissed i didnt make a lot more, as i could've made 6 fig had i played my cards better or have just 50$ more of fucking cuck $ETH on my wallet. had a failed swap that would've made me 20k and instead cost me 500$ cause i set slippage at 2% and some mf arber made my tx fail lol
ps: absolutely nothing wrong with making money from scam binance, they've been raping crypto for years, topping coins, scamming teams out of tokens, and many other dirty shit, so this is some small retribution and arguably good karma lol
Hope some of u made some good money, cheers!
BINANCE HACK: the full story
> oct 28: a wallet gets funded through tornado cash
> oct 29, 16:00 UTC: it deploys a malicious contract
> 20:20: binance hot wallet 14 signs a permission pointing to it
> 20:24: one tx sweeps wallet 14: 167K ETH + 1.6B USDT
> 24 seconds later, wallet 16 sends 28K ETH to the same address
> 20:42: 780M USDC leaves wallet 34
> 20:45: BTC drops $2,500 in one candle, $627M in longs wiped
> 21:11: tether starts freezing, 1.567B USDT locked
> 21:13: circle freezes 823M USDC
> 21:15: @cz_binance: "it does look like a hack"
> 21:29: @binance: "user funds are completely safe"
> another $200M USDT drained since, still ongoing
$5.6B left binance across ethereum, bitcoin, tron and L2s. $2.37B frozen. the ETH is still moving
THIS IS THE BIGGEST HACK IN CRYPTO HISTORY 😱 can binance recover from it?
im confused 😵💫
is Binance SAFE or HACKED??
@cz_binance "we do not have any single point of failure in our wallet systems"
just 30min ago:
> binance 14 hot wallets swept in one tx at 20:24 utc
> $1.61B USDT+ 167,464 eth + 63 other tokens sent to a fresh address
> the caller was funded through tornado cash
> 780m usdc followed, hot wallets 16 and 34 flagged too
hacked funds seemingly frozen?
so what is it? a hack, or the strangest wallet move in crypto history? 🤔 😱
My votes are in
Best trader: @lochie_sol
Best streamer: @crimexbt
Best artist and content creator: @Ponderman_ and @FabianoSolana
Each of those guys did so much to earn those awards. Especially my boy Crime, who’s been teaching LP 24/7 on his streams and nurtured hundreds of LPers to earn consistent buck
Good luck to y’all guys!
The people have spoken.
Solana Community Awards Nominees are in.
Voting is now live…did you make the cut?! 👇
solana.com/breakpoint/awards
Mikus retweeted
Вчера состоялся ивент от Метеора СНГ на Пхукете.
Большая блогодарность всем гостям а так же спикерам @levan174 и @crypto_sanige .
Это было очень интересно , весело и полезно !
Mikus retweeted
FUNNIEST THING EVER
Pumpfun replying to my chart with AI slop and forgot to remove part of the chat that says they ARE MORE EXTRACTIVE
"But my version of the graphic alone does not address the underlying claim that Pumpswap is far more extractive"
Saved the sceenshot here before got deleted
This is going well so far
Bear or bull, LPing brings bread on the table
If you have the skills, you can generate high yield income with DLMM, even during the driest conditions
The gains are not comparable to meme LPing, but it beats anything else in DeFi
The cycle goes: rapid earning from memes -> capital preservation and yield farming -> pick up memes again when volatility gets higher
I am planning to start a yield farming journal, so follow up
Bear or bull, LPing brings bread on the table
If you have the skills, you can generate high yield income with DLMM, even during the driest conditions
The gains are not comparable to meme LPing, but it beats anything else in DeFi
The cycle goes: rapid earning from memes -> capital preservation and yield farming -> pick up memes again when volatility gets higher
I am planning to start a yield farming journal, so follow up
Exactly one year ago, on 23rd of October $MET TGE happened
Over the year Meteora:
- Launched the referral staking program, where ~12% of token supply is staked
- Achieved $2 billion lifetime fees
- Scaled DBC and had a big volume of token launches
- Had a 50% user retention rate
A lot has changed in our ecosystem over the year, but still Meteora remains the best tool for LPs
Can't believe a year has passed so quickly ngl. TGE vibes were immaculate
Still, journey continues. It's a Meteora Supercycle
Aight they had it better half the internet getting hacked rn
Funny to me how people blame older generation for having it easy
Yeah sure curse at your father for not buying up real estate, but be prepared that your own kids will say something along the lines of "dad why didn't you go in debt and buy $ZEC??? Are you restarted??"
Gambling is so retarded
I always joke that I like gambling cause I’m in crypto, but this is hardly true. We take trades cause we expect to win
What about traditional gambling?
Casino -> straight loss
Super high lev trading -> liquidation even when you are right
Gachas > straight loss(?) your inventory value can go up but you can just straight buy undervalued stuff yourself if you really believe in shi
Like I don’t get why you would even consider doing something where you are expected to lose 💀

































