I had a moment today.
I was speeding along the 401 to a speaking engagement when I passed a livestock trailer.
A calf looked through the holes at me.
I cried.
I haven’t eaten beef in over 30 years. Or lamb. Or pork.
Christ.
We Canadians do not fuck around.
I have had dogs before.
But this dog, this beautiful, loving, silly boy has captured my heart. All of it. Well OK, there’s a little slice for the grandkids.
I would cover his body with mine to save his life.
He sleeps with me.
I miss him when I am not with him
Do you know what is divine?
A Sumo Mandarin orange.
So juicy, so perfect, so not drippy.
Also so expensive. But it was payday and I wanted a treat.
Delicious
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It's hard but fulfilling being a liberal.😉😜🤣🤣
A friend of mine has been diving in Bali this week. She sends me her photos.
A wee Clown Fish from her collection.
Here was my day in the 6iX:
I drove in last night to speak at a conference this morning.
I do a lot of conferences. Most organizers book me a hotel room, this one did not. I booked through Expedia. Hotels right downtown are now $1,000 a night. /1
So now… I CANNOT FIND MY CAR IN ALL OF DOWNTOWN. And even if I could find the lot, I was never gonna remember where in that concrete hectare my car was parked.
I said, “you need to reach your inner Princess Leia. Shut your eyes and walk a few steps and just keep going,”/4














