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Sarah Bernstein

@MissBernstein
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Joined May 2011
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This city is an absolute zoo
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KHALIFA@_LOE10Oct 29
A busy year I forgot to marry again
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Zoey@ladybugpurseOct 29
These look like the type of clothes unidentified bodies die in
girl (@kziezniczkaa) profile picturegirl@kziezniczkaaOct 28
Brandy Melville I’m really concerned.
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Ari Schulman
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Cheesecake Factory implies the existence of Cheesecake Industrial Revolution implies the existence of cheesecake alienation implies the existence of Cheesecake Romanticism
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MentalidadFeroz
@MentalidadFerozOct 29
“El mundo no está en contra de ti. Tampoco está a favor de ti. Nunca estuvo pensando en ti”. —Marco Aurelio, Meditaciones
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B@BreliloquyOct 28
The same way a baby conceived via IVF is a real baby.
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How are lab grown diamonds real diamonds ? Im so confused
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Greg McJohnson@GregMcjohnsonOct 28
The lion does not count the calories from the chips and margs at a Mexican restaurant
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"why do women wear high heels if not for the male gaze" idk man some of us enjoy clip clopping around like a beautiful horse once in a while
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casual extortion@thats_canceledOct 28
just saw a real firehouse dalmatian. never kill yourself
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Maciel🦄@MacielexplodecuOct 28
Como eu me sinto colocando "!!!" no final da frase
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Jesseline@briarrosejessOct 28
I understand Persephone a little better tonight. There are places you know you shouldn't return to that still feel like home
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Reads with Ravi
@readswithraviOct 28
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Firefox
@firefoxOct 25
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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@lucky_chairOct 26
Lead us not in to penn station
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no context memes
@nocontextmemesOct 26
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Mavoj@maeveojOct 23
Me coming to twitter to report everything in my life to no one who cares
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mika@mikasagradaOct 24
a primeira manha após remover alguém da sua vida (desistir enquanto ainda está vivo)
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@omgsidewalksOct 24
Apparently my tendency to give people I really like small gifts is actually a common neurodivergent thing called pebbling. Like a penguin.
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