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Jupiter
Joined January 2017
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You won't believe what an idiot I am. I just realized I've been watering a plastic plant for five months.
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It’s depressing when you don’t have money. Every motivational speaking will sound like noise to you.
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My best gay friend (M24) got me (F21) to try anal sex with him
No Regrets
So I have a very good gay friend with whom I ve been doing synchronised swimming as a duo for over 4 years. We are often very close together during training and the fact that he touches me doesn't bother me at all. Even when our physical contact is sometimes quite intense and i can feel his dick in the pool lol...
In fact I found him attractive, I mean he has a nice body and abs so naturally our closeness has never bothered me. So, we often go out together and we sometimes have quite steamy conversations.
And once, at a party (drunk) he asked me if I had ever tried anal sex. I told him I had only done it with one of my exes and he had fingered me a bit but nothing else. And he asked me it i liked and i said, honestly it was nice but i cant say much
So he asked me if it was something I would like to try. I told him that actually i would need to trust the
I walked into my neighbor's house to feed his cat and found him naked with the biggest còck I've ever seen
I feed my neighbor's cat when he travels for work.
He gave me a key months ago, I let myself in, scoop the litter, fill the bowl, leave. Simple. He's in his 40s, divorced, keeps to himself, always polite. I never thought about him sexually at all until three weeks ago.
He was supposed to be gone until Sunday. It was Saturday morning. I let myself in through the back door and walked into the kitchen and there he was, completely naked, leaning against the counter drinking coffee. He'd come back a day early. His hair was wet from a shower and water was still dripping down his chest and his cock was just... there. Hanging. Half hard. Thick and heavy and I could not stop looking at it.
We both froze. He set the mug down. I was standing there in my little pajama shorts and tank top with no
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I was Fvcked By My Boss..
I (27M) was at work dinner with my colleagues and a few of us got drunker than the rest and so we went out for karaoke and more drinks after dinner had ended. When we were done I offered to drop my boss (51F) home. When we got to her place we were just chatting about life. She was checking up on me to see how I’ve been dealing with my break up. She then asked me if I miss having sex to which I nervously laughed and said I very much did and then it got quiet. She then put her hand on my thigh and said she’s always there if I needed. I don’t know what came over me but I grabbed her face and kissed her immediately. We were both a bit shocked and I apologised but she laughed and invited me into her home.
When I enter she tells me to wait in her room while she goes to freshen up. She then comes out of the
My best gay friend (M24) got me (F21) to try anal sex with him
No Regrets
So I have a very good gay friend with whom I ve been doing synchronised swimming as a duo for over 4 years. We are often very close together during training and the fact that he touches me doesn't bother me at all. Even when our physical contact is sometimes quite intense and i can feel his dick in the pool lol...
In fact I found him attractive, I mean he has a nice body and abs so naturally our closeness has never bothered me. So, we often go out together and we sometimes have quite steamy conversations.
And once, at a party (drunk) he asked me if I had ever tried anal sex. I told him I had only done it with one of my exes and he had fingered me a bit but nothing else. And he asked me it i liked and i said, honestly it was nice but i cant say much
So he asked me if it was something I would like to try. I told him that actually i would need to trust the
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私は、愛した人のお金を持ち逃げするような人間になるつもりはなかった。
でも、あの人にされたことを思い返すたびに、私だけが何もかも失って、彼だけが幸せになるなんておかしいと思うようになった。
私の名前は美咲。元恋人の健太とは、4年間付き合っていた。
健太が小さな飲食店を開いたとき、私は自分の貯金を崩して開業資金の一部を貸した。店の仕入れを手伝い、閉店後に一緒に掃除をしたこともある。
「この店が軌道に乗ったら、結婚しよう」
彼は何度もそう言った。
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My boss texted me at 22:04.
"Look at the Mark Lawrence account. Urgent."
I was eating dinner after missing my sister's birthday.
"Is it urgent?"
"Client issue."
For eight months, two vacancies had left me doing three people's jobs. I'd accepted every late request, hoping for a promotion.
"I'll handle it in the morning."
"You should be available."
"I'm available during working hours."
"That's not enough."
"It's what my contract says."
"I'll remember that."
"Please do."
I barely slept. I'd challenged the man who controlled my career...
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My boyfriend is insecure and doesn't trust me, and honestly, it's a big turn-off. He recently asked me to block and delete my ex's number because we occasionally exchange messages. I told him he needed to grow up.
Him: "Why do you still have his number?"
Me: "Because we ended things peacefully."
Him: "And you still talk?"
Me: "Sometimes. What's the problem?"
Him: "I want you to block him and delete his number."
Me: "You're being insecure. He's in my past. I'm with you now."
Him: "Then why are you so determined to keep him in your present?"
Me: "We're just civil. Not everything has to be dramatic."
Him: "Would you be comfortable if I regularly texted my ex?"
Me: "If I trusted you, yes."
He laughed quietly.
Him: "That's interesting because last month you got upset when my female colleague called me after work."
Me: "That's different."
Him: "How?"
I couldn't answer immediately...
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Na person wey go fall my phone by mistake I dey find like this.
So we go fit go gadget date. 😂😞
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Is it fair for someone to reap the benefits of a partner another person suffered to build?
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Remove 3 things from this list:
Gym
Sex
Alcohol
Football
Money
Cars
Music
Friends
Which 3 are you removing? 👀