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he/him, 26, leftist. go team venture

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Joined February 2017
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I can finally say it now…I got to interview @jacksonpublick and @TheDocHammer! This was a dream come true for me, getting to discuss 21 years of Venture history with the two guys behind my favorite television show. Check it out!!
Check out our interview with The Venture Bros. creators Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer, as we discuss everything from their continued friendship after the movie to their unrealized plans for Season 8! sites.google.com/site/swimpe… nitter.cf/swimpedia/status/17628…
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they gotta do this to the guy who runs the White House account
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god the plotting in s6 and 7 of venture bros is so intricate and dense. masterful storytelling. they were so revved up by the locale shift, operating on all cylinders.
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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They’re doing this to Trump tonight
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One reoccurring aspect of Star Trek I appreciate is how often experienced Starfleet captains meet literal gods and tell them to FUCK OFF
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This Anakin shit is a direct consequence of allowing this stupid prequel revisionism to go on for so long
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Uni’s surgery was a success! We visited him a little while ago, and even though he had just woken up from anesthesia, he was already full of energy! The vet tech told us they rarely see cats like him. That’s our Strongest! We’ll visit him again tomorrow. Thank you so much for your kind words and support 😭
This is a bit sudden, but Uni is having surgery today. Recently, we discovered some small stones in Uni’s bladder, even though he’s already on a special prescription diet designed to dissolve certain types of stones. Uni had been getting regular checkups after recovering from cystitis, so even our vet was puzzled by how suddenly the stones appeared. Our vet determined that the stones are a type that can’t be dissolved through diet, so they need to be surgically removed and analyzed. Thankfully, Uni is doing well and acting like his usual self. But if the stones block his urinary tract, it could become life-threatening. That’s why we decided to have surgery as soon as possible. He’ll likely be hospitalized for 3–7 days, which is a bit of a long stay. The surgery itself isn’t considered particularly complicated, but we're still very worried. Please keep Uni in your thoughts and prayers
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Amanda seyfried calling Charlie Kirk a fucking pussy to Elizabeth Holmes’ psychopath maga husband’s face lives in my head rent free.
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having to explain to everybody what “Matt Johnson” and “Nirvanna The Band The Show” are for this halloween party. biggest humiliation ritual of my life
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truly the forgotten reason I liked and still like this Star Trek vs some of the others is it's about grown-ups
Something I’ll always appreciate about this series is even in the moments of levity, it’s a show about adults living dignified and full lives in companionship with each other. The TNG crew always made adulthood look so cool and fun, a place to continue your passions…which it is!
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"AT-AT IMPERIAL WALKER!"
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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The problem with Venture Bros is that I have like eighteen favorite characters of all time fighting for the number 1 spot; most of them are also Hank.
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I hope a lot of you start watching TNG because not only is it a magnificent feat of television/acting/prosthetic magic, it’s often a welcome antidote to feeling absolutely hopeless about the state of the world.
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Due to some recent news ...
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Venture Bros' earnestness works because it whole-heatedly embraces that all its characters are failures and then around season three starts asking "but couldn't they be something else too?"
venture bros is nuts because I just dont think they make comedies this sincere anymore anything that tries turns into ted lasso
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Animals have souls
Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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When I was a little kid I thought the Simpsons and the Beatles were the pinnacle of high art and culture and as an adult I realize I was 100% right
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