Chris Brandes (@MrSplendiferous) profile picture
Joined March 2010
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Unlined suede, light sole, easy to live in: our Bolzano Derby

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My cousin Dan suffered a stroke earlier this month after months of severe headaches. Sharing his story as a reminder to trust your instincts and advocate for yourself if something feels wrong. His GoFundMe is below if you’d like to help ❤️ gofund.me/ee0bade04
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Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work... Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.
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The Algorithms Radicalised The UK's OAPs
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Saw Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq last week. Hilarious. Definitely worth seeing.
If Earl Spencer had a theme song 🤣🤣🤣 (Sound up!)
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My brother was in 2nd grade during 9-11. His class wrote letters to families of the victims. In his, he included a drawing of the planes hitting the towers. Tomorrow I’ll be thinking of the family who received a crude artist’s depiction of the worst moment of their lives.
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Not to keep posting TikToks, but I have watched this repeatedly now and it never stops being funny
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A woman, physically assaulted by a baying mob of angry Reformorons while their cult leader @Nigel_Farage laughs on from the podium. Please share, this is who Reform are.
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How about sitting down & doing an interview with an actual journalist...instead of twee performative bollocks like this?
When I said I was going to do politics differently, I meant it. Yesterday I spent a couple of hours in Cardiff city centre inviting people to ask me anything about my plans for the UK.
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I'm not sure that Andy Burnham will be as good a Prime Minster as Andy Burnham thinks he will be.
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Net migration of Dalmatians to the U.K. plummets
Welcome to the Home Office @NatalieFleetMP.
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if jesus was a liverpool fan he would not rise from the dead tomorrow
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🌙This young man just gave the best reason as to why he's excited about space and NASA's Artemis II launch today.
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I’m actually confused Do the youngsters these days not actually like women? Back in my instead of shaming women, we spent a lot of effort trying to have sex with them
I came to the university and the girl in front of me wore this, sister, have a little shame, I ask you.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
People seem to think the Image is theirs, it isn't and has been circulating since at least 2016 tineye.com/search/925c1f9…
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Chris Brandes retweeted
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor arrested! New 'absolute rag of a publication' on sale now.
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