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Expecting people to get into music because they hear it in a TV show or a movie is pathetic.
Most just don’t dig into music deeply. We used to spend hours just listening to music by itself.
It’s just in background noise—most can’t even watch a movie without pulling out a phone
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So glad we changed the clocks so there's sunlight at 6am when nobody is up instead of 6pm when everybody is!
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I suggest you inform yourself on the events going on in Poland now. Astonishingly, many people are unaware of these events because the reporting is not circulating as it widely as it might on many platforms.
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Craziest headline. A rollercoaster the whole way
Handsome football player Quinton Baker came out as gay to girlfriend moments before using toddler as human shield during bloodbath that saw both killed trib.al/G7ydINv
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Quinton Baker assaulted his girlfriend after saying he was gay, then walked toward Las Vegas police holding their 3-year-old with a gun to the child's chest. Both died; coroner could not determine who killed the boy.
reviewjournal.com/crime/shooting…
fox5vegas.com/2026/10/29/rep…
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Hallmark movie but for men:
> 30yr old wagie in big city
> ball busted by HR trainings
> Ghosted by sex in the city girls
> Goes back home to small town for Christmas
> Boomer uncle asks him to buy his biz so he can retire to golf resort in Arizona
> Handshake on rent-to-own deal
> hits it off with cute 20yr old girl at church
> Calls his city HR girlboss and gives resignation
> Drama/twist as Bigcorp rollup offers Boomer uncle 5x the sale price
> Boomer uncle sees himself in young nephew and conquers dark night of the soul Vader-style throwing his greed into the abyss
> Nephew marries cutie and has 5 children and becomes local legend bringing peace and prosperity to his people
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Dilu Monger lives in an expensive house with a Range Rover and custom Cybertruck. She spends her time traveling the world on luxury vacations. What's her secret? Strip-mining PA for anyone over the age of 60 who's on Medicaid, the health program for the poor. Gov. Josh Shapiro's policies allow them to be farmed for pure gold: up to 24 hours a day of home care, in the form of a $175k check to the relative, friend or company of their choosing.
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Why is my whole timeline about doomsday prepping??? Do I need to go to the liquor store
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Dear @Apple, I really wish “Delete and Report Spam” meant they wouldn’t text me again
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JUST IN: Boston Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla reveals he's been using Anthropic's Claude to help coach the team.
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Why is this even a thing? Turn it off your iPhone now.
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Live Listen is an accessibility feature that uses your iPhone as a remote microphone for AirPods or hearing aids. Remote Control lets same-Apple-ID devices manage it and view captions. It requires manual activation and is limited to your devices.
support.apple.com/guide/iphone/i… tomsguide.com/phones/iphones… totallythebomb.com/iphone-live-li…
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The upper classes don't apply for jobs. They get ushered in through family connections or nepotism. Failing this, they become roving Trust-afarians with fake, look-busy jobs to hide the fact that they don't work for a living.
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Somebody said that Apple is in their Taco Bell era where they're just smashing together random leftover parts from other devices and naming them things like "Phonedito Supreme Crunch" and it's the perfect analogy. Here slap a touch screen on this, charge $4k and call it a Maclupa
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Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office.
Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
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Everytime I watch a classic horror film I think. Why isnt this 8 hours long with a cliffhanger every hour?
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This isn’t an accident, this was engineered
The people doing it are your greatest enemies
Iran and China don’t come close
The nuclear family is disappearing in parts of America’s biggest cities, per a new Institute for Family Studies report.
In some neighborhoods of Cleveland, Washington, D.C., Milwaukee and Detroit, fewer than 1 in 4 households with children are headed by married couples.
The biggest “marriage desert” is South Central and Southeast Detroit, where just 13% of householders are married.
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This is a textbook case of a soulless vessel in the early stages of entity possession.
I'm working on a video about The Exorcist and it's crazy how much like Regan this particular vessel is acting.
The real horror is you can tell the vessel realizes she is being ridden.
