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In a scene sure to become @MFHockeyClub lore, Panucci & @corntusker pulled @chunkinaround2 aside and him a #TedLasso style conversation about 22 being more of an a**hole on the ice & shoot the puck more, given his goal scoring history. 22 then scored a huge goal to claim victory.
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This talk came after @chunkinaround2 uncharacteristically passed to @MoreOnHockey on a 2 on 0 which was unsuccessful. 22 then found his inner Jamie Tartt and fired home a wrister for @MFHockeyClub's 4th goal. Great leadership by @corntusker & Panucci.
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A huge signing for a team needing a little good news right now.
Tuskin's improvement into possibly the most indispensable forward for @MFHockeyClub has been a joy to watch. Well deserved contract. It seems @agenthuck was not involved in this signing?
We are proud to sign Tuskin to a contract extension. #MuffinNation can look forward to many more instances of his determination, talent, and otherworldly hand-eye coordination coming your way. #EverybodysGotAPrice #WeLoveTuskin #MostplPopularLinemate #FarmOn
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A great team win last night. We'll have updates on a couple possible injuries. @chunkinaround2 & @Wolf_Stansson39 looked like they haven't missed a step. 22 must be given credit for changing his game to accept a more shutdown role. One goal against with a backup goalie.
A blend of old standbys and new blood on the scoresheet tonight. The #HuckArmy brought the energy. We're back at even. #FarmOn
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Despite their middle if the road record, @MFHockeyClub leads league merchandise sales. @thelildudey placed first with @Wolf_Stansson39 vaulting into the top 10 after his triumphant return. @chunkinaround2 is outside the top 100 for the first time in the past 7 years.
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Sources report @MFHockeyClub is attempting to make a trade for some younger players to get legs in the lineup. The problem has been other teams have tried to poach their veterans with championship experience. At some point, the rebuild may come.
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Sources report a "big ticket" @MFHockeyClub player has been complaining about his linenmates & management is frustrated because they expected this player to carry a line. It has made for awkwardness in the locker room.
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A crushing blow to the team on the eve of their season opener. Their leading scorer & highest paid player now OUT tonight.
We are appealing the league ruling @TheMorrellJr is ineligible due to investigation that "found a pattern of misconduct and multiple significant rules violations by the Muffin Farmers organization, a prior offender of the salary cap circumvention rules." 88 will not play tonight.
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In camp @chunkinaround2 addresseed @MFHockeyClub roster in what an observer called "bizarre, unrelateable" 10 minute rant about currency exchanges in Monaco & Luxembourg being robbery over 3 million. There are several players on minimum deals & Mini-Muffins who have summer jobs.
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MuffInsider retweeted
You could say that. I put my #MuffinCock in the potato soup and they got all upset about it. BIG DEAL. @NesteaIndonesia is fucking stupid. #cyberleek #moonlandingwasfake
Did @panerabread send Meanie to jail? We're following the story.
This is a stunning development the day after @MFHockeyClub opened the vault to pay @Wolf_Stansson39
@TheMorrellJr was the Farmers leading scorer this season & has been a stalwart #1 center for almost a decade.
The immediate response is to match, however this is a big ticket.
MuffInsider retweeted
We have notice of the offer sheet T. Morrell signed with the Snowflakes. We have 7 days to respond or accept the draft pick compensation. This contract would make T. Morrell the highest paid player in our league, therefore we will evaluate and respond in the team's best interest.
The whispers around @MFHockeyClub re: cutting top prospect Chas Arthur-Wilcox tie to an incident of disrespect with @muffnbufflarry & the #HuckArmy. It was not his first incident of disrespect. While @Wolf_Stansson39 did not initiate physical contact, we're told he "finished it."
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While @thelildudey & @chunkinaround2 did not throw hands with Chas, we're told 22 threw money at Chas while he was down kn the ground. He did not throw $1 bills, the denomination was higher.
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