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hehe hoho. he/him, bisexual, 28 I like warhammer a lot :) My dog's Nigerian ✊🏿

Odense, Danmark
Joined July 2022
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i genuinely have the twitter search bar of a nine year old dude god put me down
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i feel like we all already knew it instinctually but it's sooooo cathartic to see that every single dogshit mobile game from 2013 was built first and foremost to extract money from you, with "gameplay" a diiiiiiiistant second priority (if considered at all!)
I reverse engineered candy crush
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Inconspicuous Rodent retweeted
russian great culture
Liberals hate Russia because it’s the only major White country that can say no.
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Inconspicuous Rodent retweeted
we boutta get some minecraft bug pussy niggaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
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Vast majority of auto-translated tweets from japan that end up on the For You page have this one image flash in my head like that bit from Akira
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β€œDone activism for Ukraine” Uhhhhhhh
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None of this is inherently Zionist. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zionism
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This tweet predates the Stardust Crusaders anime btw
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Before even watching this I immediately though "I bet there is going to be interracial cuckoldry in this." I was of course right.
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Inconspicuous Rodent retweeted
hollow knight is going to end up in the same category as the first dark souls for me where it's an excellent game i would rate very highly but it's influence has been so poisonous to gaming that one would wish it was never made.
1/6 - I play Castlevania games for atmospheric exploration, methodical progression, and combat. I don't play to have to hit multiple successive inputs on my controller in order to get through a single room where I lose health for failing to press buttons in the correct order...
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Arab leaders from 1948 to 1973:
who the fuck cares about stability just invade israel nigga
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Inconspicuous Rodent retweeted
There is no equivalent to the left screen for fallout 4 combat.
>slow mow with shittiest weapon >intentionally fights higher level enemy with low power start weapon >doesnt bash >doesnt block >doesnt jump >doesnt switch weapon >doesnt use vats you could try engaging with the gameplay
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Inconspicuous Rodent retweeted
this is the level of intelligence y'all arguing with. I bet the the people who think pre-ww2 Europe beats a Modern Continent and people who know all their military knowledge from HoI4 is 1:1
>MiG gets shot down. >Luftwaffe reverse-engineers it within a few months. >European air forces start mass-producing and adding improvements to it >Air war is over.
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Inconspicuous Rodent retweeted
Ludwig CRASHES OUT after getting eliminated from Jynxzis League of Legends tournament
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The true embodiment of patriarchy: I wish to go off and commit violence with no restriction for the glory of it and when I get back I want every women to be my mom.
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At some point the genre of "video essay" shifted from "interesting 30-minute video I can watch on my lunch break" to "some guy retelling the plot of an entire show for 8 hours".
The worst thing about getting into yt video essays is slowly realising that all the best video essayists have already retired.
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This is one of the best answers I’ve ever seen
I would go out and vote for bro for president right now if I could.
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Queer Discourse in a nutshell.
This is how I've felt this past week from my AI video:
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Zei Squirrel being a Holocaust denier is as surprising as the sun setting every evening.
"the six million figure isn't true" jesus christ
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Inconspicuous Rodent retweeted
Arguing for the death penalty by appealing to the most famous case in world history of a guiltless man being wrongly executed is a titanic self-own
Christ Himself accepted the death penalty
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While Jesus submitted to his crucifixion, the Gospels depict the process as unjust and interpret his acceptance as sacrificial, not as an endorsement of Capitol Punishment. bbc.co.uk/religion/relig… biblegateway.com/passage/?searc… biblegateway.com/passage/?searc…
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