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Brand & Marketing bod, but I mainly tweet boring shit about Arsenal FC. Previously: @join_ef, @BBHblacksheep & @aandeddb

London
Joined June 2010
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Love the idea of this game but the scoring just doesn’t work as is. Name a team to play in the CL? 3% answer Leicester = 6yd tap in Name a PL player nationality? 3% answer Togo = 55yd screamer
I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer. 7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇 longshots.app
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Apropos of nothing, this was an underrated tweet
Looks like Porto are going to be… sans Serif 👀
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Noni’s found White with a lovely little half-cutback a few times tonight. Now his decision making seems to be improving his passing is shining way more than it thought it would
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Arsenal's Running points total against the expected points from the chances/performance in the matches. Arsenal have been playing well but they have gotten the margins falling their way.
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Does he have the banter years receipts like Mamdani, that's the real question
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This defending is genuinely laughable Special shoutout to 17 for pretending to slide tackle but stopping about 3 yards short of Rogers
🚨 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇: Another angle of Morgan Rogers' opening goal against Manchester United. 🔵✨ It looks absolutely stunning from here.
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Gosh what sad news. In a dark coincidence, my father – who was briefly his solicitor – also suffered & died from Lewy Body Dementia this year. I remember him taking me to see Stewart's one-man show of A Christmas Carol when I was a 16, and meeting him after. Was exquisite.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Stupid and unnecessary red. But what does Mikel say to Max as he walks off?
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Merino at 9 at Anfield then, yeah?
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Fleetwood have been great at last ditch blocks, but so much of our attacking play has been totally dire
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I thought Gyok was supposed to feast on League Two level defenders?
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That’s the most Gyok goal I’ve ever seen 😂😂
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Gyok on the break, ground in front of him, dribbles it off
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Unpopular opinion perhaps, but I've never been particularly impressed with him when I've watched him (even highlights). Seems well-rounded but don't think he has a particular standout quality.
🚨 @SkySportDE: Arsenal are SERIOUSLY interested in Club Brugge’s Nicolò Tresoldi. 🇩🇪🇮🇹 He is currently one of the hottest strikers in Europe. He has scored 3 hat-tricks in the last 26 days. 🤝
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Never been his biggest fan, but can’t watch this and say it wouldn’t add a huge amount to our attack currently
Julian Alvarez - MOTM vs Deportivo (H)
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Genuinely unsure why that’s not a penalty to Brighton? Jacquet doesn’t get the ball and steps on his foot - a foul anywhere else on the pitch
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This United goals. Deary me.
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Yalcoue’s been crap
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Still pissed off that City faced such a pathetic Liverpool team at Anfield
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