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Brand & Marketing bod, but I mainly tweet boring shit about Arsenal FC. Previously: @join_ef, @BBHblacksheep & @aandeddb

London
Joined June 2010
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Arsène Wenger won 21 trophies in his managerial career. Imagine what he would’ve won if hadn’t been competing with Bernard Tapie, Roman Abramovich and Khaldoon Al Mubarak.
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never seen a more perfect example of How Not To Defend A Lead
"the prevent offense prevents you from winning"
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I am just so glad and relieved that we got it over the line last season.
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People are congratulating me like I was part of the squad, and I am saying thank you like I played minutes 😭
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Goal was made by Ødegaard but look at Saliba celebrating at the end 😅
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I think British Jews have felt something like Manchester was heading our way for some time. I think many of us also feel let down by those who are meant to protect us. Just to give you a flavour of what I mean, here are some recent personal examples from my own life, as an academic and writer living in North London. (To say nothing of all the other examples you read about in the news and see on TV elsewhere in the country). 1. In 2021, a convoy of 200 cars drove through North London, round the corner from my home, shouting on a loudspeaker, “F*** the Jews… f*** all of them. F*** their mothers, f*** their daughters, and show your support for Palestine … Rape their [the Jews’] daughters”. I have a son and two daughters. All charges were dropped by the CPS. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lo… 2. Between 2019 and 2022, a solicitor, Mohammed Sarfraz, threatened on Twitter to kill a public Jewish figure, and made several other antisemitic statements. Over the last fifteen years, because I wrote "The Future of the Professions", I have spent lots of time with lawyers. Many of them have told me that what distinguishes them from other occupations is that they must uphold “professional values”. The Solicitors Disciplinary Tribunal, the professional body established to uphold standards in the legal profession, chose not to suspend Sarfraz. nitter.cf/danielsusskind/status/… 3. In 2023, members of Hizb ut Tahrir (not proscribed at the time) publicly called for “jihad” at a ‘March for Palestine’ rally in London, again nor far from my home. The MET did not charge anyone with an offence that day, because, in their own words, “the word [jihad] has a number of meanings”. news.sky.com/story/what-does… 4. In 2025, Dr Rahmeh Aladwan, published several tweets, including “Jews can deny it all they like but at some point you will have to accept that Jewish supremacy is what is murdering us”, ““Britain is totally occupied by Jewish supremacy” and “The Royal Free Hospital in London is a Jewish supremacy cesspit.” (The Royal Free is the hospital closest to me, where my family often visits for help.) As with lawyers, I have spent a decade and a half hearing from doctors that what distinguishes them is that they follow a “professional code of ethics”. Yet the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service (MPTS) did not suspend her. “A reasonable and fully informed member of the public would not be alarmed or concerned”, they said -- the implication being that I am neither "reasonable" nor "fully informed". thejc.com/news/uk/doctor-jew… 5. In April 2025, swastikas were painted on the rocks in the playground of my baby niece, in North London. A couple of years ago a prestigious school round the corner, where several of my neighbours send their kids, found a swastika and “kill the Jews” in the loos. A couple of years before that, a swastika was painted on a tree two hundred metres from my front door. nitter.cf/danielsusskind/status/… telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/11… nitter.cf/danielsusskind/status/… Again, this is just a snapshot of incidents: only me, only the last few years. And I refuse to be cowered by them. But it seems to me there is a trend -- in the intensity of the incidents, in the weakness of the response -- that I do not like at all.
Swastikas in a children’s playground — one where my family plays, no less. That I expect nothing in response says a lot about where we are today in the UK.
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ONCE AGAIN.
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Iranian fan has shirt with name of Mahsa Amini removed by security at Iran v Wales game
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We’re looking to speak to 15 ppl in research groups – with a €100 thank you. Interested? Sign up below if you're: - 20-35 years old - A fluent English speaker - In Europe - Familiar with all things web3 - Free for 90 mins next week lhcr469wu0s.typeform.com/to/…
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If you are in #NorthLondon specifically around #FinsburyPark please look out for my friend’s dog. Joey has been missing since last night and they are distraught. Please share.
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When you’re landing and you know someone is underneath you, it’s easy to take evasive action. I *probably* think Godfrey didn’t think he’d get Tomiyasu’s face but there’s no attempt at evasive action whatsoever. He meant to land on him.
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saw someone wrote “It’s Coming Home is just Live Laugh Love for men” and they might be right
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I’ve got a bet with a friend that Arteta will still be manager on 21st Feb next year. My friend is more convinced than ever he won’t be. What do you think? (NB. It’s not what you want, but what you believe will happen)
38%He’ll still be here
62%He’ll be gone
13 votes • Final results
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Tierney is set to miss his 24th Premier League game since moving to Arsenal in 2019. I’ll be a little disappointed if they don’t bring in a backup LB today
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Made a deep house track with Mick McCarthy vocals
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While you’re waiting for our servers to cope with investor demand, read @sohear’s write up of @joinef Europe 13 demo day techcrunch.com/2020/03/26/ef…
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Too much investor demand, we’re working on it... 😬 #efbroketheinternet nitter.cf/hkanji/status/12431629…
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This #InternationalWomensDay, we’re asking you to tell us about the exceptional women you've seen, known or worked with. Know someone with the potential to found a global company? Tag them here, or let us know via joinef.com/contact.
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Thank you to @johnthornhillft for having me on Tech Tonic the @ftpodcasts to talk about harnessing tech talent. Have a listen here >> ft.com/content/6a02f471-9324…
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