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Snarking about Skittles and life's banal moments since '07. Disrupting expat gender roles one day at a time for the greatest brand in the world. #swoosh

Shanghai via Portland
Joined April 2007
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If it’s not Taylor and Travis content, I don’t want it
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Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.
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I don't know how many versions of the same password I've got left in me.
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Breaking both Claude and ChatGPT by asking how many national flags do NOT have the color red.
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It was all going to plan until instincts took over… Rip The Script
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Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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The right wants us to believe that a teen who showed up at a Wisconsin rally with an AR-15 and shot three people is a peacekeeper who deserves to be celebrated, but an unarmed mom driving away from a Minnesota rally was a domestic terrorist who deserved to die.
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If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
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Department of War? Come on, what are we even doing here
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Great job team, I know we can get it to 100% if we work hard enough.
we are in end game.
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
today i learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles
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2023: Barbie Summer 2024: Brat Summer 2025: Captain von Trapp Summer
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I genuinely think if you went to the nearest costco and took everyone in there, employees and shoppers, and replaced everyone in US congress with the costco people, we might have a real chance at turning this country around
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I’m so mad that people associate em dashes with AI now. They were learning from the writers 😭😭😭 we did it first 😭😭😭
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addicted to bad posture omggg why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis
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Too much yelling on The Bear not enough reatauranting
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Nothing more humbling than watching a recorded meeting of yourself presenting.
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I mean why do I look like that when I talk
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I wish people were as mad about AI being added without our consent to email, Word, etc. as they were that time Apple dropped a free U2 album on us.
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23 years later we’re around to watching The Wire and I *could not* figure out where I knew this actor from until 7-8 eps in WHEN THIS GIF MOMENT HAPPENED… and it all became so clear. RIP Wee-Bay.
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