Snarking about Skittles and life's banal moments since '07. Disrupting expat gender roles one day at a time for the greatest brand in the world. #swoosh
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Natalie Judd retweeted
Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.
Natalie Judd retweeted
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
Natalie Judd retweeted
The right wants us to believe that a teen who showed up at a Wisconsin rally with an AR-15 and shot three people is a peacekeeper who deserves to be celebrated, but an unarmed mom driving away from a Minnesota rally was a domestic terrorist who deserved to die.
Natalie Judd retweeted
If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
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I genuinely think if you went to the nearest costco and took everyone in there, employees and shoppers, and replaced everyone in US congress with the costco people, we might have a real chance at turning this country around
Natalie Judd retweeted
I’m so mad that people associate em dashes with AI now. They were learning from the writers 😭😭😭 we did it first 😭😭😭
Natalie Judd retweeted
I wish people were as mad about AI being added without our consent to email, Word, etc. as they were that time Apple dropped a free U2 album on us.
Natalie Judd retweeted
Call me crazy but I don’t think President Kamala Harris would’ve turned off free lunches for poor children or cut Medicaid funding for vulnerable Americans.
Natalie Judd retweeted
The cheat code to life is finding an unproblematic partner you’re insanely attracted to and who is willing to do life with you.
