I handle marketing, sometimes, marketing handles me.. • Email, Web & Ad Copywriter • Marketing Strategy- GTM, Launch, community engagement, and post launch.
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some of you have been interacting with this account for years but don’t know me, so let me formally introduce myself.
my name is Anyanwu Felix and I’m a marketing professional with a specialization in email marketing and copywriting. folks love receiving my emails🤌🏾
save your tears for another day, Mr. I want to live in republican states but doesn’t have any idea what that reality means.
I’ve seen the things you’re impressed by on here, if you think Abiodun has depth, then he doesn’t
The Bearded Shaman retweeted
Two of them have been fighting since CE 2021. They refuse to block each other, but trust me, they must go at each other at least once every year. A year isn't complete without their annual showdown. 😂😂
Holy cow!
gosh, linear and univocal interpretation to a biblical contradiction video is hilarious.
The Bearded Shaman retweeted
hi guys, so my mum just started a new business and is available to distribute drink varieties to wholesalers and retailers, and supply for events, parties, celebrations, marriages, etc. if you're doing an event or know anyone who is, pls patronize us and share 🥹🙏 thank youuu
so, go-to-market strategy
guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
The Bearded Shaman retweeted
Your babe that before she comes and go you must settle bolt/uber to and fro
And when she’s leaving you must do small thanks for coming or help sort out one or two issues
My guy dun suffer small sha
guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
