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Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
If only there had been anything about Rick & Morty as a show to warn us the creators might not have very positive attitudes towards women
Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.)
It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public.
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Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
It's funny that Republicans are finally able to rerun an election over and over again and yet they still can't win
Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
I need a reverse Shark Tank where US oligarchs explain why they deserve billions of dollars while standing in front of 5 people living in poverty who work for them.
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Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
If you live in the United States, here’s a fun fact: People in other countries much poorer than you have their own homes and free healthcare.
Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it
me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me
Blessed Yule and a Happy Solstice to all!! As we finish out the longest night of the year, let us cheers to longer days, shorter nights, and a new year with a flame to light the way. 🕯️🔥✨
Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
It's honestly hilarious how every time a weirdly arbitrary change is made to Twitter, you can always trace it back to a recent moment when people made fun of Elon for something.
Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
We recognize that many of our players play other video games. However, we will no longer allow Satisfactory players to play any other video games such as Minecraft, Goat Simulator, God of War, Runescape, Final Fantasy.
Stray is okay though. Cute cat. Also the mouse game is okay.
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Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
Me looking up at the star of Bethlehem: oh so we're just doxxing Jesus now
Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“
Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
Elon Musk is determined to show us all why billionaires must not be given control of the public square. They will always suppress actual free speech to serve themselves and we must forge a path to public ownership of these spaces.
Not me LITERALLY SOBBING at this masterpiece. 😭😭😭
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Emily A(cab) Gutoski retweeted
Holy Shit. Elon Musk just popped into a Twitter Spaces chat with a bunch of journalists. He was called out by journalist Drew Harrell, who he banned, for lying about posting links to his private information, then leaves almost immediately after being pressed. Here is the exchange