NE Panhandle Weed Scientist. My hobbies include poorly maintaining a smallholding. Lay-Elder, Father to six, husband to @LorentLouise. @thelcms. Lucky man.
E of the Rockies W of the rest
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Let the boys watch Terminator a couple weeks ago, skipped the kissy stuff.
I just put on Terminator 2. They had no idea that one of the Terminators was the good guy. Minds blown. I continue to excel as a father.
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So what are the chances someone suggested this Dana White and Trump pulled a Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
Trump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
I'm currently fixing the screen door. I need a Philips screwdriver. 5 yo wants to help. It's been 10 minutes of her looking.
Society breaks down like The Road Warrior. Your local community remains peaceful but is soon invaded. What are you hoping for.
34%Be razed
24%Be pillaged
41%Be sacked
29 votes • Final resultsPlease pray they don't ask her opinions on Hershey's chocolate, milkshakes, or how many oz a large steak is.
My wife is pretty upset after the events of last night. Doesn't want to talk politics or hear about Trump. She is pretty down about what happened.
For context six out of six kids have a cold, she has a low grade fever, and she didn't sleep well. Nothing to do with the election.
I'm going to be glued to poll numbers today.
Who wins the House? Don't care.
The only thing I voted for I am super invested in are a state level and county level change in taxation rates.
Just unclogged the filter of the wash machine that wouldn't drain.
Primary cause, a dollar bill.
Secondary cause, a plastic bead little girl necklace.
Tertiary cause, a fired .243 bullet my 10 year dug out of the backstop of the local gun range and put in his pocket.
If a dad orders pizza for dinner he is being a good dad. But if a woman does it she is being lazy.
A dad working provides for a family, a stay at home dad is being brave. However the mother is falling to care for the home or is giving up on her career.
Being a guy rocks.
The perfect tweet is when I get 25-50 mutuals to like it.
The undesirable tweet is when it's blows up 5,000 likes and I get a bunch of weirdos commenting on it
I don't want to be internet famous. I want to follow strangers who I later meet in person and they turn out to be kind
My mother and father grill, but they don't BBQ.
Apparently they have a friend that loves to BBQ. If you give him a brisket or pork ribs, he will smoke them for you for fun and give you all the meat back. It's his hobby.
Amazing pork ribs last night.
