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Carl

@Nonethewiser85

Insubordinate and churlish. Wise man says forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza. Pronouns: Taxation/is theft

 Fairfax, VA
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Joined June 2009
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You know what? This is awesome. Red Baron will be purchased by this household during the next grocery run.
Red Baron Pizza (@redbaronpizza) profile pictureRed Baron Pizza
@redbaronpizza9h
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Ryan Leonard is most definitely not in play. This parody accounts are out of hand.
John Wiedman (@chiwiedman) profile pictureJohn Wiedman
@chiwiedman14h
My understanding is #LGRW Dylan Larkin’s camp have been told to expect news on a trade within the next 48 hours. Both #gobolts and #allcaps have emerged as favorites proposing very compelling offers. Hearing F Ryan Leonard may be in play
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Please don’t embarrass me in front of my wife again.
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Andy Reid when it’s fourth down and they’re in field goal range
papa meck (@mecklerbetter) profile picturepapa meck@mecklerbetter6 Sep 2024
Andy Reid when it’s fourth down and they need to punt
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Cris Collinsworth after seeing Patrick Mahomes go a whole game without scoring a touchdown.
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The last dragon age was by no accounts good.
evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) profile pictureevan loves worf
@esjesjesjOct 21
The replies to this are a cesspool of fake gamers saying BioWare deserves this for including lgbtq character in dragon age, except the last dragon age game was by all accounts good—they just don’t actually want good games
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Dragon Age: The Veilguard received mixed reception: critics averaged 82-84/100, but user scores hit 4.0/10 on Metacritic with widespread complaints on writing, combat, and design. It missed EA sales targets, contributing to BioWare's closure. polygon.com/analysis/52029… eurogamer.net/bioware-closin…
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BioWare (@bioware) profile pictureBioWare
@biowareOct 21
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The answer is no.
Carl (@Nonethewiser85) profile pictureCarl@Nonethewiser85Oct 20
Five minutes in. Still haven’t recorded a shot in goal on a winless team. Can one dc team not be fucking embarrassing.
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The Kings scored twice in 30 seconds after this tweet.
Grant Paulsen (@GrantPaulsen) profile pictureGrant Paulsen
@GrantPaulsenOct 20
Cole Hutson is 20. This is such a sexy goal. My god. The Caps are going to be great forever!
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What the hell, I literally was going to the bathroom.
Washington Capitals (@Capitals) profile pictureWashington Capitals
@CapitalsOct 20
We're tied.
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HUTTY PPG IN THIS ECONOMY
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LEONARD! FREE BIRD
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Five minutes in. Still haven’t recorded a shot in goal on a winless team. Can one dc team not be fucking embarrassing.
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Please don’t let this be a game where a bad former Caps goalie shuts down his former team.
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Random Tuesday night hockey game.
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I promise you this probably wasn’t me.
R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) profile pictureR A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 20
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Such garbage clickbait nonsense. No business being taken seriously as an “analyst.”
Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) profile pictureDan Orlovsky
@danorlovsky7Oct 20
My goodness the Jayden Daniels film
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Two games in a row back from injury, he’s played really well. Whenever he’s on the field, they have a chance to win. And yet, they’re not winning. It makes no sense.
brandon (@JayDanielsMVP) profile picturebrandon@JayDanielsMVPOct 20
Jayden Daniels in the heartbreaking loss to the 49ers Thoughts on his performance?
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Thank god they caught this in time. Prayers to Hurts and his family.
Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) profile pictureIan Rapoport
@RapSheetOct 19
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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Ilan Gabet (@Ilangabet) profile pictureIlan Gabet
@IlangabetOct 17
Le monde entier doit voir ce que fait la police française aux manifestants
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