harold

When I die don’t make my funeral flyer with ChatGPT

ugh now the cashier looks at me weird when i buy 1000 bottles of baby oil

if taking my date to get the Ash Wednesday cross for Valentine’s Day doesn’t get me laid nothing will

Mark wahlberg should have done the Scientology commercial too #SuperBowlLVIII

That guy should just upgrade to a Vision Pro #SuperBowl

Maybe they need to put Taylor swift in now #SBLVIII

jesus is probably my fav dude that has risen

don’t judge a person until you’ve walked a mile in their ugly ass shoes

it’s about freedom of speech not freedom of reach for deez nuts @elonmusk

they took the wrong Carter

Don't judge a person until you've walked a mile in their ugly ass shoes.

My New Years rez is stop being an anti-booster

all of this shit could have been avoided if he just got into MIT #SpiderManNoWayHome

i can’t remember what’s more effective against the omicron strain— is it moderma, fizer, or b2k??

not gonna get my booster yet. gonna wait it out and see if it's true about it messing up your 5g signal

glad i never felt financially stable enough to buy goya

i miss LA traffic. it’s so hard to text and drive like this

i resorted to cutting my own hair...next time i see my barber i'm going to give him a big fucking hug and never let go