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harold

@NotHarold

aspiring aspirer

 Los Angeles
Joined November 2010
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Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
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Gonna pitch an alternate-reality tv show where the civil war is over
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wanna feel old?? covfefe was 700 years ago
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Never Forget. #ElectionNight
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Sorry, i missed a couple of tweets. I was busy living in hell and getting shot. #debatenight
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What if the school bully yelled at the principal for an hour and a half
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And before I knew it, my worst fears were confirmed: No one wanted to sign my neckbrace
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No matter how many Mike's Hards I pound I can't forget her face
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atheist philosophy only appeals to a nietzsche market
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“A measurement of about 1/1000 the diameter of a proton tells us about 2 black holes that merged > 10^9 years ago” newyorker.com/tech/elements/…
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When dining out, occasionally I won't finish my food because I'm full, but other times, I won't finish because I want a free box
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My face is very symmetrical...over the x-axis :(
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life is not very good
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I failed a drug test for a job at Wienerschnitzel, apparently I don't do enough drugs to work at Wienerschnitzel.
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IT'S HACKY WHEN WOLVES HOWL
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my life sucks
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As far as dating, there's one and only one quality I'm looking for in a person, and it's that they're an absolute religious fanatic
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Happy International Women's Dave!
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Advice corner vine.co/v/hB0AMaDJWEn
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