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Not Jasper Reed or @GoddessJasper but a third, more sinister thing (Video game, film, & hockey enthusiast)

Joined October 2026
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Yessss it’s me, Jasper. You’ll find SFW ramblings about games, books, movies, & hockey here mostly. If you’re not into that kinda thing, follow my content page 🌶️🥰
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Chicago I’m gonna be inside u tonight. Hide ur Hagel collectibles.
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I’m going to Chicago for the first time ever this weekend. What are some can’t-miss hockey, gaming, or book stops I should make? Big Hagel & horror fan for inspo 🤣
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sick to my stomach
DARREN RADDYSH BLASTS HOME HIS FIRST AS A MAPLE LEAF 🍁
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This is the best hockey trend ever I’m meeting the coolest & hottest hockey fans (women) and comparing fits and making mutuals Honestly shoutout to the m*n for this one
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I wondered why male NHL fans were mad today. Y’all would hate me
Islanders games become new hot spot to make fashion statement as female fans flock to NHL trib.al/za6noEc
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The “straight” men are crying about women looking hot again
Islanders games become new hot spot to make fashion statement as female fans flock to NHL trib.al/za6noEc
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Still probably the coolest gift I’ve gotten from a fan
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Supervised paper chewing w a Brady Tkachuk reppin’ card 💖
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I bought the cards and I’ll rip them and sacrifice them to the chihuahua demon if I WANT TO
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Imagine being such a loser ass prude you want to outlaw porn Boo tomato tomato
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Jasper Reed retweeted
Dillon Boucher got destroyed by Jeffrey Viel in tonight's Lightning vs Blackhawks game! Wow!!
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I need to get my sleeve finished but the first half/blackout healing was so miserable they’re gonna have to wrestle me back into the chair 😭
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About to spend 8000 hours bedazzling a jersey wish me luck and c u on the other side
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I wonder how many ppl broke no contact over the kucherov trade cos I low key almost did LMAOOOO
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Jasper Reed retweeted
Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and would like to turn myself in. I have voted at least 37 times today in multiple stated including Georgia, Texas, Michigan, and California. My name is Carter Hart and I am a goalie for the Vegas Golden Knights. Please arrest me.
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If anyone boos kucherov near me tonight just know I WILL cry
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Loudly, uncomfortably, & while maintaining eye contact
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Everyone’s hating but I want one soaaarrrrrr bad
☀️ Sky blue 💀 Stadium Series skull 🌊 Bayshore Balustrade The @tblightning Hometown Remix jersey was made for you, Tampa Bay: tbl.co/HTR-X
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Jasper Reed retweeted
Kuch giggling it up with stamkos
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