Not Green Eggs, Not Ham (parody)
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MAGA is such a dead ideology.
They kept going lower, appealing to the less educated, racing to the bottom…
Now they’re left with the absolute scum of our country. Toothless, poor, uninspiring, hopeless, deplorables.
Sam retweeted
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red.
Let’s break that down.
Can Nicki Minaj vote? No.
She’s not a U.S. citizen.
Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender.
Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault.
She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
Sub zero appliances? 😂
I’ve got some other shit to sell you if you’re still brainwashed by that shit. @kneesandbuttup
Love this. The polls are fake.
MAGA has this in the bag. No need to vote.
cnn.com/2026/10/19/politics/…
That was easy! Zacharia didn’t even make it a week.
cnn.com/2026/10/16/politics/…
MAGA is ridiculously predictable.
cnn.com/2026/10/16/politics/…
We must thank our H-1B visa holders for Tesla’s new roadster.
America does not possess the brainpower or the engineers to make something like this.
MAGA would believe that this creature is a lawyer.
cnn.com/2026/10/15/politics/…
This bot had a freak out about a three month old tweet, shouted into the void, and self destructed (blocked replied). MAGA is so dead - even their bots are committing suicide. @Jesseja79846035
