Not Green Eggs, Not Ham (parody)
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Sam retweeted
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red.
Let’s break that down.
Can Nicki Minaj vote? No.
She’s not a U.S. citizen.
Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender.
Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault.
She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
Sam retweeted
The Reflecting Pool isn’t American flag blue.
There is no 300 yard gash.
They were not eating cats and dogs.
Schools are not secretly changing kids’ genders.
He has not ended eight wars.
2020 was not a rigged election.
Medications are not 1,500% cheaper.
Tariffs are taxes.
Inflation is going up.
He wasn’t shot.
Sam retweeted
Blue states get shit done. We are the driving economic force that makes America what it is. Without us, red states would be vast uninhabitable wastelands.
Top 10 states by GDP per capita:
🔵New York: $123,369
🔵Massachusetts: $114,635
🔵Washington: $111,860
🔵Delaware: $110,588
🔵California: $108,012
🔴North Dakota: $102,436
🔵Connecticut: $102,062
🔴Alaska: $101,742
🔵Illinois: $98,153
🔵Colorado: $97,184
Bottom states by GDP per capita:
🔴Mississippi: $55,877 (lowest)
🔴West Virginia: $61,873
🔴Arkansas: $63,703
🔴Oklahoma: $66,554
🔴Kentucky: $66,617
🔴Idaho: $66,784
🔴Alabama: $65,694
🔴South Carolina: $68,009
🔵New Mexico: $71,879
🔴Montana: $71,947
Sam retweeted
Trump: I will destroy the whole civilization.
MAGA: This is what I voted for.
Trump: I will arrest and deport children.
MAGA: This is what I voted for.
Trump: I'm glad he's dead, he deserved it.
MAGA: This is what I voted for.
Kimmel makes a joke.
MAGA: This violent rhetoric must end!! Waaah! Make it stop!!
Sam retweeted
So weird Donald didn't stand up, ask for his shoes, defiantly raise his fist, and say "Fight, fight, fight."
