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Nebuchadnezzar

@NotXan3

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Joined June 2019
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Mr. Gingles@GinglesMrNov 7
I killed a man in Spokane once, his body was eaten by the deer. They used utensils like a human and that made me sick.
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I fucks with seagulls
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My feed slowly trying to get me to diagnose myself with every mental illness
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Jimmee.com@com_jimmeeNov 1
Replying to @hellspatisserie
gen z humor has a focus on pop culture iconography disconnected from any actual context or structure
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I’ll vote for whoever brings back gas station weed
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michael 🚀@FreesideMikeOct 28
My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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Nick nack paddy whack dogs give me a boner
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The goal of the post game interview is to try to make the players cum
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Stavros is so funny he has to explain all the jokes from cumtown on his new podcast
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What country’s food can you find in every country on the planet? Guatemalan.
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Stavros looks like he eats hookers
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Guy trying to get hyped for a game and you go and shove a microphone in his face “how’re you feeling” probably like ripping your head off lady fuck off
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Your honor rape doesn’t count on stolen land
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Thomas White@len0killerOct 26
The only good use of family money is buying a sailboat called Kissed by the Wind and dying on it immediately
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HEMORRHOIDICLES
@SPEEK_UP_LIBROLOct 26
MY WIFE WATCHING POPEYE (ME) OPEN UP A CAN OF SPINACH (COORS LIGHT) AND BEAT UP THE BAD GUY (HER) - sent from Deborah’s iPhone SE -
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What do you call a cat that won’t leave the doorway? A precipuss
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Arch been throwing poopsocks all game
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