Often nuttier than squirrel sh*t. Have you tried smiling, because life is amazing! I prefer my chocolate chip cookies medium rare.
Holt county, Nebraska
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Nebraska final model projections 🗳️
🔴 Governor: Pillen +22.7
🔴 Senate: Ricketts +7.9
🔴 NE-1: Flood +13.2
🔵 NE-2: Powell +1.2
Powell projection is only 2700 votes which is VERY close. Get out there and vote!
I’ve seen a black cat is bad luck, what kind of luck is hitting a black cat with your car on Halloween night?
If @BrinkerHarding loses, the loss rests squarely on @DonJBacon shoulders.
Tomfoolery is afoot.
If you go to bed on election night and don't know who won a midterm congressional race, that's normal. And if you wake up the next morning and find that a candidate who was behind hours earlier has since pulled ahead, that's normal, too. (via @PolitiFact) to.pbs.org/4zqnWBa
One Squirrel Army retweeted
My fellow Americans,
Something broke in the Democratic Party.
Their love of country has gone missing.
Giving other people basic human dignity seems no longer necessary to them.
What is right and wrong now depends on who has committed the wrong and why?
Reason has given way to rage. Persuasion has been discarded for violent rhetoric and actual violence.
Fraud, theft and voting irregularities and illegal voting now seem acceptable to them. Even justified.
Leftists have more sympathy for criminals than for the victims of their crime.
Their empathy for their fellow Americans must only be given to those with the same political beliefs.
This unique American system of government with its checks and balances that has provided the greatest level of freedom and prosperity the world has ever known, they feel is now dispensable.
What they offer to replace it is a socialist nightmare that has been responsible for the deaths of over 100,000,000 people in the 20th century.
Perhaps even worse, the Left now flirt with the dangerous and Western Civilization enemy, Islam, which is completely incompatible with American freedoms, our constitution, women rights and gay rights, religious freedoms and free speech.
An actual Hamas terrorist supporter, supported by the designated terrorist group, the Muslim Brotherhood, is running to be the next Senator of Michigan and may very well win.
I remind my fellow Americans that our freedoms are inalienable and given by God and were fought and died for by patriots with their own blood.
While the Republican Party is far from perfect, they will keep our borders closed from people who intend to harm our fellow citizens. Unlike Democrats, they will continue to protect our God given liberties and our Constitution and our system of justice and government.
So I beseech you to do your duty and vote like your life, and your children’s life and freedoms depend on it.
Because they do.
God bless you and your family and God bless the United States of America! 🇺🇸
Love,
Rob Schneider
Full send. These measures will not help property taxes and will contribute to a degradation of our society.
🎰 Folks, I’m not the gambling type. Except involuntarily with cattle markets and tractor breakdowns - but that’s another story.
I’ve never been to Vegas and I have never bought a scratch off lotto ticket.
Naturally, I’m not in favor of 440 and 441. I’d like to see those measures defeated.
I’m a staunch advocate for the traditional, conservative, family-friendly Nebraska that we grew up in. Let’s keep it that way.
Lastly, promises of property tax relief from the successful passage of 440/441 are simply salesman-pitch smoke and mirrors that we often hear and rarely, if ever, see.
Vote conservatively and AGAINST 440 and 441.
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🎰 Folks, I’m not the gambling type. Except involuntarily with cattle markets and tractor breakdowns - but that’s another story.
I’ve never been to Vegas and I have never bought a scratch off lotto ticket.
Naturally, I’m not in favor of 440 and 441. I’d like to see those measures defeated.
I’m a staunch advocate for the traditional, conservative, family-friendly Nebraska that we grew up in. Let’s keep it that way.
Lastly, promises of property tax relief from the successful passage of 440/441 are simply salesman-pitch smoke and mirrors that we often hear and rarely, if ever, see.
Vote conservatively and AGAINST 440 and 441.
When the GOP picks up seats and the left screams “injustice,”
Just tell them they should have passed the Save Act.
I get irrationally pissed off at the house flies.
I get almost as much pleasure killing them as I do spraying wasp nests.
Does that make me a bad person?
Let’s add to the “returning the grocery cart” test list. That one is solid.
But another is, if you spit your chewing tobacco, dip pouch, or gum into a urinal, you’re a shitty human being. There is no excuse.
Genuine question.
Is the word “healthcare” just political speak? I never hear that word, or even generally the topic, outside of politicians flapping their gums.
Do you sit around your table with friends and family and complain about access to healthcare and rising healthcare costs?