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Only Fast Eddie

@OnlyFastEddie

I had my ring finger removed just to be safe. I don't check DMs. https://nitter.cf/t.co/nRAMb2sdd1

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Joined November 2012
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I had my ring finger removed just to be safe.
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Caring is exhausting... not caring is impossible.
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I don't need you... I need us.
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My ideal body weight includes you on top of me.
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cares → gets screwed ↑ ↓ swears to ← hates never care self
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Hey hey hey... It's been a while 😊
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Only Fast Eddie@OnlyFastEddie3 Jan 2015
I'm in love with you... sorry for the inconvenience.
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Only Fast Eddie@OnlyFastEddie2 May 2014
Everything will kill you... so pick something fun.
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Walk with me... we'll figure out where we're going later.
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This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger.
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Love will do one of three things: 1. Kill you 2. Save you 3. Pretend it's saving you... then kill you.
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Only Fast Eddie@OnlyFastEddie9 Mar 2013
My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
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Sometimes it doesn't take much of anything... for them to suddenly become your everything.
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Only Fast Eddie@OnlyFastEddie3 Feb 2014
Humans are just apes that evolved into assholes.
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You'll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
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Ann@writerPT29 Jun 2013
Keep telling her she’s beautiful. The amount of times she needs to be told, to erase to all the times she was told she wasn’t, are infinite.
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Who remembers when the absolute WORST thing we could imagine in life is that was someone stealing our Wi-Fi?
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Only Fast Eddie@OnlyFastEddie2 Jun 2013
You're not the sharpest knife in my back.
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Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
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A woman is most beautiful when she's not trying to be beautiful.
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Only Fast Eddie@OnlyFastEddie6 Mar 2013
I had my ring finger removed just to be safe.
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