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Keep telling her she’s beautiful. The amount of times she needs to be told, to erase to all the times she was told she wasn’t, are infinite.
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The nightmares about realizing you've accidentally skipped class for an entire semester just never stop do they
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Someone asked me about my five-year plan this morning. I’m old. I’m just hoping to outlive my appliances at this point.
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My son was grumpy, so I said, "Sounds like someone’s blood type is B NEGATIVE" and where's my Father of the Year trophy?
You know how there are songs you can listen to over and over, and never get sick of? That’s what you are to me.









