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Programmer, Web App Designer, Guitarist, Pink Floyd fan and Self confessed gadget freak. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Chelmsford
Joined April 2008
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Useless response from @eswater_care Explain : The huge disparity between the usage of the houses in the same road. Your own measurements showed 15,000+ litres of usage in 5 days The drop in our usage of 30-50% over a 6 month period with no changes to our property.
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Your own engineer stating "There is something seriously wrong here...." The fact your web portal is missing chunks of data The lack of actual measurement data for the logger (save for scanned illegible graphs) I literally feel like I'm banging my head against the wall
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CCW, @Ofwat and @DefraGovUK see my only route to sanity now.
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So it's now 3 weeks since @eswater_care said "Let us look into that for you", and a week since I replied to their last email asking how I used 15,000+ litres of water in 5 days. YOUR OWN ENGINEER SAID THE BILL IS WRONG!
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Well @eswater_care finally got back to me after a week, but seem to think the bill is correct, and that I used in excess of 15,430 litres of water... in 5 days. I must have flushed my toilet 1,900 times and not noticed 🤦‍♂️
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Well @eswater_care clearly don't care... Replied to their email yesterday - No response. Replied to two DMs, no response. Perhaps they are looking for the 17,000 litres we apparently used in 5 days (whilst on holiday).... Maybe my email floated away.
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So it seems that @eswater_care only really care about profits. Apparently we use the same amount of water as 8 people, but they can't demonstrate how it's possible. Want to charge us to change the possibly (probably) faulty meter, but will increase our Direct Debit - utter joke
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Just watched Chenobyl, and then looked out at this view of the sunset... *gulp* @ Latchingdon, Southend-On-Sea, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/By0wxdngaxq/… – at Latchingdon, East
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Those eyelashes... @ Latchingdon, Southend-On-Sea, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/Bymq1H2gNsK/… – at Latchingdon, East
Best fish platters and rustic bread ever...
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Lovely views, and super friendly hosts
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Wonderful loft apartment with a mezzanine bedroom. Close to the cathedral and palaces.
After enjoying 38° in #srilanka, we're back to 8° in England! Still, the view down at the #rivercrouch never gets tiring.
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So sad that we have leave #srilanka and go home today. Despite the actions of those sick, malign terrorists in the #SriLankaAttack we've enjoyed ourselves so much, and have been truly welcomed in this beautiful country by the #srilankan 's We'll definitely be coming back soon.
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This Happy chappy seems oblivious to the trouble in #srilanka but reminds you what a beautiful place this is. instagram.com/paulmcguinness…
Joining the #srilanka fisherman at the end of our road trip today @ Koggala Beach,sri Lanks instagram.com/paulmcguinness… – at Sri Lanka
Paul McGuinness retweeted
Heart breaking news in Sri Lanka but please DON'T stay away. Beautiful island with beautiful people & I'd jump a plane and go back tomorrow if I could. Civil war, tsunami & now this. If ever a country deserved a break, it's Sri Lanka. #SriLankaAttacks #SriLanka
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Paul McGuinness retweeted
Sri Lanka is my favourite country I've ever visited... The palm trees, the tea, the tuk tuks, curries and most importantly SMILES - that's what makes this country to me, not what happened this weekend. I can't wait to return to this little slice of paradise! #SriLankaAttacks
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Paul McGuinness retweeted
Seeing photos of Sri Lankans queueing up to donate blood doesn't make me never want to visit Sri Lanka again... It makes me want to jump on a flight to Colombo right now! #beautifulSriLanka #SriLankaAttacks
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Matt Hancock MP presenting the Ethical Green award at the #FSBawards at Newmarket