President Jesus retweeted
He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. 🤔
President Jesus retweeted
Replying to @Riley_Gaines_
So if it’s a blue wave you’ll believe that’s God’s will?
President Jesus retweeted
School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies.
Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.
President Jesus retweeted
Funny how “TDS” gets thrown around at anyone who criticizes Trump.
If anything, the real TDS is pretending he’s incapable of being wrong and defending every statement, no matter how erratic, contradictory, or self-serving it is.
President Jesus retweeted
I can’t believe I got duped into voting for someone with 6 Bankruptcies.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
President Jesus retweeted
Normally, when a civil rights leader dies, their supporters spend days reciting their greatest quotes and preachings. So, it's notable that the right has devoted the past two days trying to get Olive Garden waitresses fired for critical TikToks, while avoiding his body of work.
President Jesus retweeted
When my MAGA family members begin to struggle financially,
I will not help them.
When my MAGA family members struggle to make their mortgages,
I will not help them.
When my MAGA family members struggle to put food on their tables,
I will not help them.
I have the means,
But I will not help.
My MAGA family members made a choice.
They voted against my wife, my daughters and my son.
I will never forget or forgive them.
They actually voted against themselves,
But they’re too fucking stupid to realize it.
Life is about choices.
They made theirs,
I’ve made mine.























