former child. regarded, mentally.

Far East Vancouver
Joined July 2009
There are times when you think AI has gone too far, but then there are moments when you see Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air scoring Mesut Özil's goal against Ludogrets, and suddenly it all feels worthwhile.
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phil retweeted
Maybe she can get his mustache in the divorce and use it to fashion herself some eyebrows.
TMZ
@TMZ
Oct 7
💔 EXCLUSIVE: Mia Goth files to divorce Shia LaBeouf. tmz.me/4znzVPF
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This angle of the Adam Novotny goal…just sickening stuff. 🤮 #Canucks
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BRING BACK THE DRESS CODE!
NHLPA
@NHLPA
Oct 6
Your reminder that walk-in fits are so back 🔥
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I lost so much money betting on this fight.
Paddy Pimblett, currently #5 ranked light heavyweight fighter in the UFC, loses by KO in a charity exhibition boxing match against an opponent with Downs Syndrome.
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😂😂😂
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Edvinsson receiving this contract offer
David Pagnotta on SiriusXM NHL Network Radio: #LGRW recently pitched Edvinsson a six-year contract offer worth around $8.5 million per season. #NHL
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How my intern looks at me when I explain that my wife and I are "basically just roommates now"
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Putting up 80 points in fantasy this week, haven’t touched a female in 2 years, and I have to go to work tomorrow
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Replying to @PartPhil
Yeah exactly. People have been pretty quick to blame 40 for a lot of the issues over the last 2 years. I think the Hughes brothers outing themselves as the "people" they are, as well as Millers showing in NY has softened the stance towards Petey a little. There was more at play💯
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Replying to @PartPhil
If he was wrapped in bubble wrap they’d know who he was
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🤣🤣🤣 we need an Asian president.. #fyp
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Just when I thought I had seen it all😭
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Replying to @soIoucity
???? – at Detroit, MI
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I used to make fun of Charlie Kirk. I still do but I used to too.
GD44
@GD44vh
Oct 1
Replying to @SimplyShae13
You guys made fun of Charlie Kirk
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Enfaite etre un branleur dans les années 2000 devait etre chaud de fou. Tu devais partir acheter des livres X pour te branler dessus. Tout le magasin savait que t’etais un freaky ass nigga
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Replying to @PartPhil
Who on earth is that? Never seen him before
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They were making sure they replaced all the steak knives with butter knives to protect him
I’d be bitter too if I was making $8M a year, won my country’s Olympic gold, but couldn’t get into a club because I have the charisma of an oak table
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Oilers Are they the best worst team I've ever seen Or the worst best team I've ever seen. I can't tell
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