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Imagine we took TalkSport to court because of Cundy mucking about the last 6 months. I'd actually be sick out of embarrassment
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Decent view of the game, anyone know why they stopped playing?
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Hi mark @MarkG_Arsenal Mark clocks have gone BACK one hour i repeat back ONE hour charlie over
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Tony Blair responds brilliantly to an angry activist at the Labour Party Conference. (2000)
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If you want to scrap the 3pm blackout, fair enough! But make no mistake, you are therefore very much on the side of the “corporate giants” on this one. nitter.cf/TomHayesBmouth/status/…
⚽️ The 3pm blackout has had its day. It’s time to back fans and football. I’ve written to the Prime Minister. @andyburnham’s been standing up for fans against corporate giants, opposing Infantino’s plan to sell off the World Cup. 🍒 P.S. UTCIAD! I hope we smash Everton today!
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75 YEARS AND THE WAIT IS OVER!!!!! MAYO ARE FINALLY ALL-IRELAND FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS!!!!!! 📺 Watch on RTÉ2 and RTÉ Player 📻 Listen on RTÉ Radio 1 #SundayGame
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Arsenal Champions, Mayo All Ireland winners. Intrigued to learn what this fella had as his third wish
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この敷物の下はどうなっているのか。後半の前に散水するのか。 しないのならボールの転がり方と選手への影響が気になるところ。
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We’re going to rescue the UK economy and instead of thanking us, everyone is going to whinge about corners
I am just back from the Oval and I regret to inform you that London has in fact fallen. More Arsenal shirts than Surrey shirts. Forget about Palace or Charlton. Arsenal fans everywhere in South London. Yesterday I was in East London at my parents - their local pub had more Arsenal fans in it than West Ham fans for the Conference League 3 years ago. Lots more. Not even close. The "London FC" people are right. I don't like it, but they're right. And given the way that London tends to eat the world, don't get smug if you're outside of London. If we have half a decade of Arsenal dominance, by the end of it they'll have taken over Liverpool and Manchester too and the economy will be one giant Arsenal merch store with a few farms and data centres tacked on. Foreign leaders will grant profitable trade and visa deals in return for being allowed exclusive pre-access to the new Declan Rice hologram experience in the Emirates Museum.
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Seems expensive for a seven minute taxi journey. I feel like a doddery old fool who’s given his life savings to an overweight man in Idaho pretending to be Sabrina Carpenter. Fucking shitcunt
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Replying to @gamray
Warra tip that is for a Parisian taxi driver
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The biggest ever City bottle spotted. See ya later Fraudiola, i know you'll see this on your burner acc 👋
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COMMUNICADO OFFICAL: I regret to report that last night, at an esteemed karaoke establishment in Kampala, Uganda, The Arsenal- Hot Stuff was unavailable. @Keir_Starmer, this is a matter of the gravest diplomatic urgency. I await instruction @FCDOGovUK youtu.be/e1VejyxM9yc?si=o-rM…
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22 long years for the Arsenal. But finally, we’re back where we belong. Champions!
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speaking as someone who loves Ray Parlour and understands he's always been misunderstood as a player because of his persona, and believes it was a disgrace for two England managers to leave him out of the World Cup squad after his best seasons: don't talk bollocks
Replying to @stevek9KS1TV
You’ve got Parlour and Brady and many more too, never mind going back to the 1930s
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I’m going with my final answer as B - actual unsafety
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Safe journey home Gooners, stat of the day Max Dowman is younger than 4 of the Arsenal Ball Squad!
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