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faked being sick at school to get out and my acting was so good that my mom took me to the ER and we found out my gallbladder wasn’t functioning properly anymore and needed to be removed before it exploded inside of my body
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When he cheated on me and I crashed out on Instagram live with 40 viewers and i could hear my neighbor watching the live through the wall
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when i was 3 or 4 i got separated from my family at an amusement park and a man found me and helped reunite me with them. however, he was an elvis impersonator and did not break character the entire time and i’ve been terrified of elvis ever since
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Elon, please don’t cave to the woke mob and stop Cybertruck production. Instead make a new version of the car that explodes even hotter
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HAWWWWW ? You live in the UK ? ? ?
Guess I have to SMOTHER you with my big wobbly butt until they ARREST you about it ! ! Myaw - haw - haw ! ! !
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adhd is honestly so subtle in how it destroys your life. like you’ll be waiting on the right time to do something and you’ll look up and years have passed and you’ve done nothing to achieve anything you’ve been wanting to do forever, and it’s for no reason in particular.
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Ghost kitchens should be illegal. I look up this cheesesteak place and it’s actually IHOP
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"Tesla Cyber Tuck is dead"
"A moment of Silence for ChatGPT"
"Elon is no longer a Trillionaire"
"Blue Wave"
"Gen whimZ"
"AI is looking to get banned"
"Maga is ending"
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late halloween post #thecoffinofandyandleyley
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if you’re sexting you have to come up with stuff like insanely quick on the spot. top ten most stressful moments.
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Boston mom enrolls child with diverse needs in private school to avoid children with diverse needs. Finds out private schools are not obligated to accommodate children with diverse needs and gets kicked out. 😢
Boston mom says son with Type 1 diabetes may lose place at Catholic school amid nursing shortage ebx.sh/JF89o1
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Woke fatigue was very real; whatever our goals, between ~2013 and ~2023, we got pretty obnoxious in how we pursued them and people genuinely got sick of it.
But chud fatigue…they alienated the public more in two years than we managed in a decade. Incredible stuff.
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"Missionary" has a meaning outside of the only sex position you've ever tried
































